#do we say it's always been a beast in waiting
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Six Song Soundtrack Game
I was tagged by @crownedinmarigolds (thank you!) and then proceeded to spend 6 hours on it like a normal person 𫡠Gonna do both Aidan and Jesse for this. It's 2 characters so it's long so I'm putting it under a cut
I'm gonna tag @heksen-sabbat @lealdog @mournwatch @thuumwrestler @pocketgoth
@vampiricsheep @malignantverse
Rules: If you're tagged, make a new post with links to music and/or lyrics describing the followingâŚ
Aidan Evans
Event that defines your character's past:
Dog Fashion Disco - A Corpse is a Corpse
And though you try and try and try to pull me down It's all been lies it's lies begat the lies again I'm not afraid, afraid of dying anymore Only I can set me free So turn and blame but don't you fuckin look at me Decompose, you maggot Now you'll shut the fuck up
How your character sees themselves:
Shiv-R - Shadow with a Voice
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Shadow with a voice Shadow made of noise Life beyond all light Fire from the void Feels no emotion In the dark it evolved Just a programmed compulsion (a destructive compulsion) Singularity falls (code)
How others view them:
Angelspit - Hidden Knife (flashing at end of the video)
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The beast in your head is wearing you like meat Slips you on to impress tears you off to breed It knows what to say, coiled to strike Get the smell of blood, feel the black dog bite Always in shadow One step behind you Left hand, holds a flower Hidden knife in the other
Their closest relationship (platonic or romantic):
MĂĽneskin - The Driver
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If you'reâgonna set fireâto the night Baby, let me be the lighter If you're already high and you wanna fly I'll be the hit that takes you higher If you wanna love when you touch the sky You can be my midnight rider If there's nowhere to go and you wanna go wild I wanna be the driver
A major fight scene:
Shiv-R - The Moth Collector
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Control Makes you feel so high Pulling wings off flies Inflict the pain thatâs been done unto you So small Pretty and refined You study their design Watch their life evaporate because of you
End credits song:
Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye
I'm The private eye Hot on your trail The top gun for hire You'll find me lurking in the shadows Always searching for a clue I'm the bulletproof detective I got my eye on you
Jesse Steele
Event that defines your character's past:
Brigade Werther - North + South
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No cries, just silent noise The crash impacts my voice No rush to learn my fate Insight to contemplate The scars don't hurt no more Your blood still paints the floor Their loss no more in force It's time, I'm heading north
How your character sees themselves:
Adema - Waiting For Daylight
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When all the people settle down and all the alcohol runs out I'll just sit here by myself (Waiting for) Each and every soul's worn thin, all the walls are closing in (Waiting for) Wishing I was someone else (Waiting for) Waiting for the daylight to come
How others view them:
3TEETH - Pumped Up Kicks
Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid Yeah, he found a six-shooter gun In his dad's closet, in the box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
Their closest relationship (platonic or romantic):
Saint Motel - Cold Cold Man
Oh my love I know I am a cold cold man Quite slow to pay you compliments Or public displayed affections But baby don't you go overanalyze No need to theorize I can put your doubts to rest
A major fight scene:
Metallica - All Nightmare Long
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'Cause we hunt you down without mercy Hunt you down all nightmare long Feel us breathe upon your face Feel us shift, every move we trace Hunt you down without mercy Hunt you down all nightmare long, yeah Luck runs out You crawl back in, but your luck runs out
End credits song:
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone
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Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone
#Aidan Evans#Jesse Steele#Aidan and Jesse#Banana posts music#music#tag game#đ#< that tag is on here bc of Private Eye
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Thinking about the version of Mark that DID survive out in the wasteland for all those years (???) (post-Angstrom fight). Thinking about him being told he wouldnât like who he had become. Thinking about Mark whispering âI thought you were strongerâ at the bloody corpse crushed into the sand. Thinking about the hot sun and incredibly hot earth and unwavering isolation at such a critically vulnerable point. Mark, stranded and bloody, left to wonder if this was worth trying to protect his family, left to wonder if the violence in him is inevitable, as if it's some evil thing that's always been there, underneath his skin, just now waking. Left to wonder until he trips into spiraling, but no matter how loud he screams these questions into the sky, there is nothing but silence. A corpse for company. Thinking about the crushing weight of loneliness, and your own shocked mind. Thinking about being that way for years and years and years, somehow surviving. Only to become something a younger you wouldnât "like". And what that looks like.
Thinking about the Mark that did get rescued, and being left to wonder how many times other versions of himself stumble into bad endings. How long until he becomes something he wouldn't like.
#love how mark has a bajillion bad endings let this boy REST#the inevitable of violence and will you always be you father's son?#thinking about the conditions in which the dog finally snaps and snarls aiming for the neck and not the hand the beats it#do we say it's always been a beast in waiting? does it matter when there's already blood on its teeth? does it matter it used to be kind?#when you can see nothing but the consequences. but are they have your actions or is it circumstance? does one soften the blow? does it-#-confirm what you already know? what you feared to be true?#istg mark is in a choose your adventure that is HEAVILY rigged and he's tearing across the pages to find that one good ending#prof yapper hours#invincible rotating in my mind#invincible s2#invincible season 2#mark grayson#chewing on the questions and angst and character exploration of this season like my life DEPENDS ON ITTT FAV SEASON FRRRRRRRRRRR#gnawing on the bars of my enclosureeeee with this showwwww#we bringing out the red string for this one boys!!! we bringing out the poetry on the identity of self and violence!!!!
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who wants a prism break?
So, the Theraprism! The Theraprism sucks, right?
This is like, a good day.
The Theraprism clearly sucks.
Have a one shot of Bill escaping Theraprism with the most desperate escape plan imaginable: reincarnation.
(Warning for, as you might expect, psychiatric hospital abuse.)
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There are fates worse than death. Like boredom, for instance!
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Everything was black and numb and silent and cold so so cold but no he could only call it cold if he felt cold and Bill didn't feel coldness there was just the absence of a feeling the absence of heat the absence of light the absence of sound the absence of touch the absence of air.
The absence of everything.
Bill had loved a void onceâa micro black hole. Every time they touched it slowly killed him, spaghettified his limbs, drained his energy. His energy was so vast that she never claimed a drop of a drop of a drop of his reservesâbut it still hurt like nothing else to be crushed and stretched and ripped and consumed by her event horizon. The pain was wonderful. Being shredded was ecstasy.
This void was the opposite of her.Â
He couldn't even feel anything when he tried to screamâwithout air, he couldn't feel his vocal plates vibrate. He couldn't feel his hands, his face, his eye; he tried to bite himself just to feel something and he couldn't feel his mouth, he tried to rip open his wounds and couldn't find them; why couldn't he see his own light, why couldn't he see his blood, where had he gone, was he goneâ
Reality returned like a light bulb being switched on.
The first thing he registered was a shrill sound on the verge of inaudibility; and then the pain in his eye, his sides, his wounds; and then the dull gray light, the hard floor under his knees, the antiseptic stench in the air conditioning.
He stopped screaming. The shrill sound stopped.
"Energetic as always, are we?"
Bill blinked blearily at the Orb of Healing Light hovering before him. He croaked, "I'll regurgitate you."
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." A glowing translucent clipboard manifested in front of the Orb. "Well, you've gone through this enough times to know the drill! Do you need a moment to recover, orâ?"
"No no, I'm fine, I'm fine." Bill slumped forward, trembling hands on the floor, waiting for the vertigo to pass. "I'm fine. Do your thing." He'd rather get the post-Solitary Wellness Void reorientation interview over with.
"Perfect. What's your name?"
"I'm ol' Vinegar Pete."
"No clowning, please."
He sighed loudly. "Bill Cipher."
"Good. Where are you?"
He considered saying hell, but decided he'd used up all the clowning he could risk for one day. He didn't want to go back in. "The Theraprism. Ward 333."
"Very good. When are you?"
"I was gonna ask you," Bill groaned. "How long was I in the hole this time? A million years? Ten million?"
The Orb checked its notes. "Eight minutes."
"Whâno, no I know that time moves slower out in reality than in the prism. I'm not asking how much time passed in reality, I'm asking how much time passed here."
"Eight minutes," the Orb repeated. "Outside the Theraprism, one third of one second passed."
Bill groaned again and flopped flat on the floor.
"Do you know why you're here?"
"Why are any of us here?" Bill asked the gray linoleum tiles. "Usually because some dumb beast tripped into the booby trap that sets off its reproductive process. How's your species work, you pop outta nebulas, rightâ?"
"I meant, coming out of the Solitary Wellness Void."
"Oh." Bill tried to remember what his infraction had been this time. "Because I failed to escape."
"Because you tried to escape."
If he'd succeeded, they never could have punished him. "Sure."
"Good, you seem oriented to your surroundings. Let's get you to the nurse and then back to your cell." The nurse? What did he need a nurse for?
He only realized then that he must have succeeded in reopening his wounds in the SWV: the never-quite-healed crack across his exoskeleton was wider, the edges chipped and bent. It hurt. His eye socket hurt too; he tasted blood. With the way his whole body usually ached after leaving the void, he hadn't even noticed.
Through the crack in his exoskeleton, his edges had frayed into fine golden threads. The sight of silvery blood on his hands made him nauseous; he hastily looked away and reminded himself it was only his own.Â
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As Bill wearily followed behind the Orb and two security guards followed behind him, he had to periodically turn to hover sideways to streamline himself. These days he was so weak that he could feel the air resistance pushing back against him when he floated; with his wound reopened, he felt like the air pressure could snap his exoskeleton along the crack and break him in half.
"You're not Emmy," Bill said. "You're, uh..."
"A-AOX4."
"Oxyyy," Bill said weakly. "Heyyy. S'been a while. Usually I get a personal welcome back from the void, why didn't Emmy show? Don't tell me it doesn't see me as a threat anymore!" He'd be offended if it didn't. D-SM5 was the closest thing he had to a nemesis these days. Even if he couldn't beat it, he wanted to think he still irritated the daylights out of it.
"Director SM5 couldn't make it. It's overseeing the preparations for Paingoreous's reincarnation."
"That's today? Good riddance." Paingoreous had started getting sanctimonious the past few hundred group therapy sessionsâdon't you have any compassion for your victims and it's possible to live a happy life without slaughtering all your enemies first and maybe I should ask for permission before I vivisect my friends' facesâpassive, self-defeatist crap like that. Vivisecting your friends and seeing who complained was how you found out who your lame friends were! Now that the wet blanket was leaving, the rest of them could get back to spending their sessions reminiscing about the glory days and trying to set the donuts on fire when the therapist was distracted.
"Yes," A-AOX4 said pointedly, "it is good he gets to leave to go become a productive member of reality. We're all so happy that he's rehabilitated enough to earn a new chance at life." (Bill rolled his eye. A-AOX4 ignored it.) "Wouldn't you like a chance to rejoin reality, Bill?"
More than anything. He'd been in this crystallized brain's perpetual dreamscape for what felt like both a thousand years and a single dayâtime never passing, an eternal inescapable moment. He'd tried to break out, sneak out, or bargain his way out more times than he could count; sometimes he was locked in the SWV as punishment; and sometimes the staff gently stopped him, confiscated his supplies, and chastised him for the effortâand the reminder that he was as powerless as a child was worse than the void. He'd gone delirious from the boredom, hallucinating screams and burning faces as his mind struggled to stimulate itself (and he'd been medicated for it). He'd so despaired of escaping that he'd looked for a way to burn up the remains of his energy and vanish for good (and he'd been medicated for it). He ached with the need to see the stars again.
But not enough to sell his soul for it. If he took the staff's routeâlet them break him down, sandblast off his rough edges, erase everything that made him him, and finally physically transform him into some alien creatureâthen whatever left the Theraprism would no longer be Bill Cipher.
"What, and force you guys to find a new 'unique case'? I wouldn't do that to you! I know how much you love me," Bill said. "Besides, why would I go through all that just so I can reincarnate as a sentient snowflake, or Mi-Go antennae lice, or..."
"A butterfly," A-AOX4 cut in, an edge of impatience creeping into its tone. "Paingoreous has chosen to reincarnate as a butterfly. We all think that's a very productive way to channel his desire to digest his own skin."
"Unless it's one of those blood-drinking butterflies, lame." Bill scoffed. "Waitâhold on, you said butterfly? Like an Earth butterfly?"
They were, of course, not actually speaking an Earth language, but an interdimensional pidgin that borrowed words and grammar from dozens of worlds. When around the Orbs of Healing Light that held half the staff positions, Bill tended to speak a dialect of the pidgin that used flashes of light for 40% of its vocabulary. It was perfectly possible that the word Bill knew as "butterfly" was also used for some alien creature, butâ
"Yes, an Earth butterfly. A Vanessa atalanta, to be precise."
Aw, boo. Not even a cool butterfly. "He's reincarnating on Earth?"
"Yes. Many of our patients reincarnate on Earth. As long as you're careful about which region and century you reincarnate into, it's at the top of our recommended list of Goldilocks zones."
There was another phrase that Bill recognized, but this time he was sure his definition was not A-AOX4's definition. "Whaaat do Goldilocks zones have to do with reincarnation."
"You didn't pay attention to the orientation session on our outpatient reincarnation program, did you."
"What! I didn't get an orientation session!" said Bill, who probably didn't remember any such session because he didn't pay attention to it.
"Wellâwe rank millions of planets and their dimensional parallels based on their potential to help patients reintegrate into reality. We do try to set our patients up for success," A-AOX4 said. "To qualify as a Goldilocks zone, a planet has to meet the Theraprism's rigorous list of criteria: its lifeforms, cultures, laws of physics, and position in interdimensional society must all be conducive to a patient's continued recovery. We want to ensure that our patients' new lives are neither so difficult as to retraumatize them, nor so easy as to let them coast by avoiding continued personal growth, but right in the middle, so that they're emotionally and spiritually challenged without being overwhelmed. The Goldilocks zone: a perfect compromise between two extremes."
"Yeah, sure, sounds great." Bill could feel his eye glazing over in disinterest. Fight it, Cipher.
"Do you miss Earth?"
Bill tilted to glance askance at A-AOX4, and was surprised to see it had turned to focus a spotlight on him. Ohâit thought it had finally found a carrot to dangle in front of him. That was a popular strategy here: they figured out what a patient wanted most, and then used it to coax them into good behavior and "rehabilitation"âbetter still if they could attach a sense of urgency to it. Don't you want to see your descendants again before the last of them dies out? Don't you want to see your homeworld before its sun swallows it? Don't you want to reconcile with your god before the heat death of your universe?
But Bill had no universe, no homeworld, no family; no lovers or friends or gods that hadn't betrayed him and left him to rot here; and he'd remained smugly steadfast in refusing to give D-SM5 and its minions anything else it could use to get under his chitin. He was proud that he was too broken for even the famed Theraprism to fix him.
A-AOX4 probably thought it had finally found an opening. It might be useful to let it keep thinking that.
"You kidding me? Earth? Pfff! I don't miss that overgrown asteroid one bit!" He waved off the suggestion, and winced when the gesture tugged wrong at his reopened wound. "But hey, you don't study a world for millions of years without finding a few things about it to like. The music's pretty good. And the movies and literature, though if you ask me, they peaked between the first two World Wars. I like trees, evolution did a great job with trees. And humans really went off with the architecture. The pyramids? 10 out of 10. And some of the locals aren't bad, I've got a few exes from Earth."
"Do you? How many exes?"
"Living? Just a hundred forty or fifty," Bill said dismissively. "Earthlings just have those pretty eyes, you know? I'm a sucker for a pretty eye! But outside of that, no, there's nothing on Earth for me."
"I see," A-AOX4 said lightly, and dropped the conversation.
Hook, line, and sinker.
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The original definition of a "Goldilocks zone" came from astrobiology. The Goldilocks zone was the ring of space around a star in which an orbiting planet could support liquid water and thus water-based life: not too close to the star and too hot, not too far and too cold, but just right. Earth, for instance, orbited Sol in its Goldilocks zone.
It was from this definition that other, more metaphorical definitions of Goldilocks zones emerged. Such as the Theraprism's: a world that was neither too stressful nor too boring for a newly brainwashedâsorry, "cured"âpatient. And apparently Earth was in that Goldilocks zone, too.
Which was very interesting to Billâbecause in their search for a new home, the Henchmaniacs had come up with their own definition of a Goldilocks zone. For them, it was a dimension close enough to the Nightmare Realm with a thin enough barrier that they could easily punch through it, but not so close and so thin that puncturing the barrier would pop it like a balloon and cause the dimension to immediately prolapse into the Nightmare Realmâwhich was a problem they'd had before. More than once. They needed a dimension they could easily cut a hole into, but control it, so they could slowly pump the Nightmare Realm's contents in. A barrier neither too vulnerable nor too strong, but just right.
And wouldn't you know itâbut Earth happened to be in that Goldilocks zone too. Right next to a point in the dimensional membrane so thin, the Nightmare Realm could almost stretch through and kiss it.
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Since Bill Cipher was infamously known as the last survivor of a trillion-years-extinct species, and had until recently been capable of instantly repairing himself, there were no medical records on how his anatomy worked. It didn't help that at some point eons ago he'd somehow managed to graft a 3D exoskeleton to his 2D anatomy without breaking his own physics, meaning no one had seen his true body in recorded history. Bill knew how he worked, but refused to offer any hints. So the Theraprism staff had to guess at Bill's medical treatment.
But Bill was still made of energy, and even weakened he could eventually self-repair. So whenever his injury was exacerbated, the nurse tended to just patch up his exoskeleton to keep it stable enough to send him back to his room.
On top of his mysterious anatomy, the staff had no idea how to medicate his physiology. They knew he could be medicatedâBill's personal substance (ab)use experiments were notorious far outside the Nightmare Realmâbut they had to treat him like a newly-discovered form of life in figuring out what affected him, how it affected him, and how much it took. He'd been on and off hundreds of drugs as they tried to chemically stabilize a mind for which they had no idea what baseline stability looked like. D-SM5 had told him that between the enormous doses needed to impact his energy-based physiology and the vast variety of drugs he'd been through, Bill's medication regimen was the most expensive in the Theraprism. He took some pride in that.
He had very few things to take pride in anymore. He clung to what meager victories he could.
If Bill got his way, he wouldn't be medicated at all. None of the substances they wanted him on were what he'd call recreational. (Although for a while he had gotten away with not telling the docs that one of his antipsychotics had given him a side-effect of kaleidoscopic hallucinations.) Plus there was the fact that he'd heard rumors that quite a few pharmaceutical execs were good pals with a certain directorânot that Bill would name names, of course!âthat's his motto, Don't Slander Maliciou5ly!
But when he resisted taking his meds, they could send in the guards to pin him down so a nurse could inject a sedative so strong he wouldn't remember anything that happened for the next few hours to months (hard to tell) until they started tapering it off... and although he'd rather die than admit it, after losing that fight five or six times, even he had to admit to himself it was a lot less scary to just take their rotten drugs. Better to go through his days with his mind dulled and hazy than blacked out altogether.
To retain what little pride he had left, he'd reached a compromise with his jailers.
When the nurse had finished attaching the reinforcing splints around Bill's injury, they grabbed a medication measurement cup, filled it halfway with syrupy eye drops, and double-checked Bill's chart as they dropped thirteen different pills (plus a fourteenth pill for a painkiller) in the cup.
As Bill redressed, he eyed the unappetizing cocktail of antidepressants, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, and things he'd forgotten the purpose of but that probably weren't doing whatever the doctors hoped and definitely weren't doing anything Bill liked. "My straw?"
"Right, right." The nurse handed over one of the wide-diameter disposable white straws they kept on hand for patients who struggled to drink (or, in Bill's case, patients they struggled to get to drink).
Only a tiny fragment of Bill was actually locked up in the Theraprismâlike pinching the glowing lure of an anglerfish in a trap while the rest of the fish thrashed outsideâand because most of Bill's vast energy was elsewhere, he was nearly powerless. But he still had enough energy to heat up a finger, twist the straw around it, and hold it there until it had melted into a new shape.
The nurse sighed. "Do you have to do that every time? You ruin more straws than you get right."
Imperiously, Bill said, "Leave me to my whimsy." He tugged off the straw when it had cooled down to examine the corkscrew shape he'd made. The wall was a little flattened in one place, but he could pinch it back open. "See? It's perfect!" Cheerfully ignoring the nurse, he stuck the straw in his cup and slurped down his pills like tapioca balls. He tried not to remember what was in them.
A-AOX4 had left Bill with the nurse, but the two mall cops with medical kinks known as Bill's personal guards were still waiting nearby. The nurse's office was next door to the cafeteriaâfor ease of patients picking up their medications at meal timesâin an anteroom that was connected to the rest of the ward by a set of locked double doors. A couple of guards were stationed near those doors at all times, and generally the guards assigned to Bill hung around with them while Bill was in the cafeteria or nurse's office. Bill floated up to them, regarding them with the disinterest of a king ignoring the servants he expected to open doors for him, and continued to ignore them as they escorted him back to his cell, one in front and one behind, while he sipped on his drugged cocktail.
The Dimensional Tyrant Ward was already one of the most heavily-guarded wards in the Theraprism; but to reach the maximum security cells, a patient had to pass several increasingly heavy security checkpoints with increasingly impenetrable security doors. The final door was warded against all magic, unhackable, unbreakable, and so airtight that even without his exoskeleton there was no gap Bill's 2D form could slide through. The doors to each cellâoutfitted with tiny one-way mirror portholes, no latches or hinges on the insideâwere a little less heavy duty, but packed with just as many failsafes. The Dimensional Tyrant Ward's max security hall had the most advanced security architecture of any psychiatric facility in the multiverse.
Bill had made a trillion year career of trying to break his way through a door nobody wanted him to go through. He could think of seven different ways to get through the doors. Sooner or later he'd find a way out of this place altogether.
A few of the doors had modifications: this one with a metal slab over the porthole to protect passersby from the occupant's petrifying gaze, that one with extra soundproofed padding coating the door. Bill was almost insulted his own door didn't warrant any special modifications.
His favorite door was The Beast's. A comfortingly yellow triangular sign on the door displayed a black symbol of a steak. Red signs above and below read "CAUTION! FEED UNSEASONED MEAT ONLY." "NO SUGAR ALLOWED." The Beast's heavy snuffing was audible through the door; his hot, sickly sweet breath seeped through the slot in the door that had been installed to deliver his food.
Bill's escorts automatically drifted to the far side of the hall to avoid The Beast. Bill, whose first medication was already starting to kick in, zigzagged lazily back and forth across the hall, heedless of how close he came to The Beast's cell.
Bill had never seen this door opened once in all his time incarcerated, and the dust settled on the additional chains and padlocks stretched across the door showed just how long it had been since the last incident. But some of the patients who'd been here longer than Bill still couldn't bring themselves to speak of the last time he'd escaped. Elder eldritch gods shuddered and gibbered nervously at the mention of his name.Â
Bill tilted over to try to peer through the food slot at The Beast. A quivering, sickly blue eye stared back at him. Honestly, Bill thought The Beast was adorable.
Outside Bill's door, the guards waited for Bill to finish his medicine, hand over his cup and straw, and open his mouth and lift his eye out of the way so they could check and make sure he'd swallowed them.
And then he was left in his cell.
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A perfect cube of uniform dull grey tiles supernaturally lit by a uniform dull grey glow, no light source, no shadows; in a max security room in the Maximum Security Wellness Center, patients weren't even trusted around light fixtures. The staff had removed everything Bill had used thus far to commit violence or attempt escape, plus a few more things as punishments for various infractions: journal, paint, pens, books, magazines, puppets (he missed those the most), even the furniture. He'd never earned the privilege of a TV or radio. By now, all he was permitted were black, red, yellow, and blue dry erase markers to draw on his wallsâand the red and blue had gone dry; the "Be a TRY-angle!" poster they'd replaced whenever Bill left the room until he gave up and stopped tearing it down; and the clothes on his back. He'd gradually gotten himself banned from every extracurricular and recreational activity the Dimensional Tyrant Ward offered. Whenever he was fresh out of the SWV, when his restrictions were highest, his schedule consisted of mandatory individual therapy, mandatory group therapy, med checks, and the cafeteria.
He spent the vast majority of his time in his cell, sitting curled up alone, day after night after day, barely moving, barely talking, barely eating, waiting for nothing at all.
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The seamless door swung open and admitted an Orb of Healing Light.
Bill blinked blearily up at the Orb. It was hard to tell how slowly time passed here, but he was sure it couldn't have been more than a couple hours since he'd been returned to his cell: that was when his medications made his mind the foggiest. "Emmyyy. Where ya been? Didn't see you when I came out of the Solitary Dullness Void. Nice of you to, uh..." A second ago he'd had a clever quip about how D-SM5 had clearly dropped by because it missed Bill, but he'd forgotten how to word it.
"Well, I'm here now. I'm flattered you missed me, Mr. Cipher."
Bill blinked heavily. "You turned that around on me," he griped. "Not fair." Ugh, the room was spinning. He flopped on his back.
"A-AOX4 tells me you showed an interest earlier in our outpatient reincarnation program," D-SM5 said. "Since it looks like your schedule is light these days, I thought you might be interested in attending Paingoreous's reincarnation?"
It took him a moment to process the offer. "Really? That's something people can attend?" What was the catch?
"We usually only extend the offer to the departing patient's friends, andâexemplary patients. But... I thought you might benefit from watching the process for yourself. It may encourage you to take a little more interest in your future."
For it to push a possible lead so fast, it really was desperate to find some leverage they could use on Bill. It probably thought of this as a rare opportunityâa patient from Ward 333 wasn't ready for reincarnation every day.
"Wow. I sure am encouraged," Bill said. "You have no idea just how encouraged I am."
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If an unambitious office building and a utilitarian hospital reluctantly got married out of a vague sense of heteronormative social obligation, had a depressed child, and the fae spirited it away to replace it with an even more depressed changeling child, the child's small intestines would look a lot like the Theraprism's interior hallways: it was windowless, it was labyrinthine, it was beige, and it was grey, and it didn't even care anymore. Monotonous commercial high-traffic carpet alternated with monotonous commercial high-traffic linoleum. The fluorescent lights buzzed just enough to be annoying, but not quite enough that you'd feel justified in snapping and screaming "I've had it!" as you swung a pleather-seated metal chair at the light fixture.
Even though Bill had been languishing in the Theraprism for hours and/or millennia (Bill couldn't tell; he couldn't feel the passage of time), he hardly knew his way around the Dimensional Tyrant Ward, much less the rest of the facility. As D-SM5 led Bill (and six guards) out of Ward 333 and into a lower security zone, he looked for any scant identifiable landmarks and tried to memorize which turns they took by coding the lefts and rights and ups and downs into a mnemonic word. The walk helped wake him from his medication stupor; but his mind never quite felt fully on.
Bill had only briefly glimpsed the Theraprism's reincarnation unit during intake, just one of many rooms he'd been whisked past as he was dragged to Ward 333 screaming and cursing the Axolotl's name. Entering the unit now, it looked like an occult sacrificial altar carved from marble that had been modeled after a 23rd century starship's teleportation platform, contained in a room that looked like a magic planetarium:Â glowing stars hovered around the dome of the ceiling. Against the back wall in pale pink marble was carved an impossibly long axolotl, swimming in a figure 8 so its vapid smile almost caught the tip of its ribbonlike tail. Bill glowered at it. Backstabber.
He, D-SM5, and the other observers who'd already arrived were in a connected observation room with an enormous, thick window and a sealed door. Next to the window was a large computer console encased in the same marble as the reincarnation altar. That probably controlled the process.
The audience consisted of three aliens who looked a little like Paingoreous might have with his face unpeeled, a few patients and staff Bill recognized, more he didn't, and Jessica with the shining spherical head and the thirteen fingers. Oh boy. If he'd known Jessica would be here he would have tried to polish. Bill straightened his bow tie and smoothed his rumpled orange jumpsuit.
Paingoreous himself was already in the next room, standing on the altar. At the sight of Bill, his exposed facial muscles twitched, as though trying to widen his eyes even though their eyelids were already long gone. "Bill? What are you doing here?"
D-SM5 answered before Bill could blurt out a witty retort. "I invited Mr. Cipher. I thought he would benefit from seeing what he can look forward to once he's improved. I hope you don't mind."
Paingoreous's face immediately smoothed out. "Yesâof course, director, if you say so. I remember how difficult it was in the early days. I'm happy to help my fellow patients in any way I can." Suck up. A dry note entered his voice, "Especially a more troubled patient."
Bill took one of the folding chairs lined up in front of the window and shot back, "I'm about to have one less trouble! Byyye!" (Did Jessica think that was funny? Sometimes she did. He snuck a sideways glance to see if she was laughing. Oh, rightâshe didn't have a face.)
Paingoreous didn't dignify him with a response. Too good for the likes of Bill, no doubt. Paingoreous wasn't obligated to answer anybodyâexcept the staff, of course.
Bill had never met the real Paingoreous. By the time Bill was committed, the monotony, medication, and mandatory therapy were already well on their way to killing whoever Paing had once been. No way the offensively bland sap leaving now was the same one who'd come in with his face skinned and muscles pinned open.
A technician was already turning on the computer console, running through a whole list of checks as the machine booted up. A hum filled the room as the altar began to softly glow. To all appearances Bill was facing forward, slitted pupil aimed straight at Paingoreous; but his anatomy was built for watching things out of the corner of his eye and his real attention was focused on the reincarnation technician. "So how's reincarnation work in this dump?" Bill asked D-SM5. "I didn't get the orientation."
"Yes you did," D-SM5 said. "I was there."
"Oh yeah? Well, I don't remember seeing you."
D-SM5 sighed. "First, Paingoreous's memories of his current life must be erased, to give him the best fresh start possible and to comply with Earth's soul sanitization regulations."
"Seems like a big waste of time. His head's already empty enough."
One of the Paing-ish aliens a couple seats over shot Bill a dirty look. "That's my son in there."
"Not for much longer, he isn't."
"Be respectful," D-SM5 said warningly.
Bill ignored it. "So once you've scrubbed his brain clean, what then?"
"Then, we reincarnate him. We've already carefully selected his destination and species; except for special circumstances, we generally don't customize the patient's body further, as the program is already set up to divinely design the body most well-suited to the soul about to inhabit it."
"If these bodies are so perfect, why customize them at all?"
"We wouldn't want, say, a recovering pyromaniac to be reborn with pyrokinesis." (Bill felt unfairly targeted.) "Once his species and destination are entered into the program, off he'll go to start his new life as an egg."
"An egg?! Sheesh, wasn't going through childhood once bad enough? I assume his childhood was bad, anyway! Nobody with competent parents ends up like him."
The Paing-ish alien beside Bill bolted out of their seat and lurched aggressively toward Bill. (Ha. Too easy.) The next alien over tugged them back by the arm. Bill was sure he heard a whispered, "Careful, do you know who that..."Â
D-SM5 said, "One more crack like that and you're going back to your cell."
"Fiiine. Why can't he skip straight to being a butterfly, though?" What he really wanted to find out was how to skip straight to adulthood.
"For starters, because spontaneous generation has been heavily restricted on Earth since the 15th century, and banned completely outside of special circumstances since the 19th century."
Spontaneous generation. The creation of fully formed life from unliving matter: maggots that emerged from flesh, geese that emerged from barnacles, snakes and crocodiles that wriggled out of the mud of the Nile. He'd always planned to legalize it again when he took over. So if the only reason the Theraprism couldn't do it was because it was banned, then they must have the technology for it, right?
Bill tuned D-SM5 out as it prattled on about the mental health benefits of restarting life and beginner's mind and boring therapeutic psychobabble, and ignored the flashing lights and divine music as Paingoreous's memory, personality, and identity were all wiped clean. He was only interested in what the reincarnation technician was doing. (Although when Bill briefly glanced at Paingoreous, his shape seemed somehow uncertain, as though his molecules had only just walked into the room and promptly forgotten what they'd come in for or who they were supposed to be. Ready to be reshaped into something else.)
The technician opened up the primary reincarnation program, checked a box confirming that the patient's previous incarnation had been erased, and began setting up the specifications for his next incarnation. Choosing the reincarnation world was easy enough: under the drop down menu, the "Goldilocks zone" worlds were sorted first. Earth was sixth on the list. Choosing a dimension was just as easy.
However, choosing the location and time period looked more complicated; rather than searching through a handy list of continents or geological epochs, the technician checked Paingoreous's patient file and typed a couple of long strings of numbers into the blanks for the coordinates and time. They didn't look like any date system or coordinate system Bill was familiar with. How the heck would he work with that?
And selecting the species, to Bill's horror, meant scrolling down a menu ordered by how frequently a species had been selected for reincarnation at this facility. That was insane! The Theraprism always discharged patients as unambitious species where one member was nearly incapable of making a meaningful impact on the local biosphereâanything useful like an octopus or a goat would be buried amongst the literal billions of species that had received zero reincarnations. Couldn't you just start typing the species's name to jump down toâ? But no, the Theraprism's keyboard didn't have characters to type human loan words. The technician seemed to be scrolling manually.
That was fine! That was fine. Whatever Bill left as, he wouldn't be it for very long. He wasn't shopping for a makeover; just for an escape pod.
The technician located Vanessa atalanta (147 prior reincarnations) and kept moving, tabbing past a dizzying array of optionsâsex, size, coloration, visual clarity, caterpillar spine distribution, a whole list of health conditions and mutations the technician skippedâand every box she tabbed past automatically filled in with the word "DEFAULT". How many boxes could be filled in with defaults?
Bill leaned toward D-SM5. "So do you chuck these suckers out anywhere random on the planet or what?"
"Of course not," it said promptly. "What a thought! We take a deep interest in our discharged patients' well-being. We never leave where they spend their next lives at the whim of the computer's randomized decision."Â
But they could leave it up to the computer. Still watching sideways as the technician scrolled past an "advanced settings" button without touching it (was that where the spontaneous generation option was hidden?), Bill asked, "Do youalways choose for the patient, or can the patient make requests?"
Dryly, D-SM5 said, "Unless you make some enormous progress, I doubt you'd get clearance to reincarnate anywhere near that town you terrorized, if that's what you're wondering."
"What! Who said I want to visit that crummy valley! All those mountains and trees? Ugh! No, do you know what kind of place I like? The Greater Cairo metropolitan area. Dry! Sandy! Flat!" said Bill, who detested flat landscapes with all his heart. "Covered in pyramids! Sometimes with my face on them! Plus there's the Nile! I love the Nile! I love being in the Nile! I'd spend all my time in the Nile if I could! I've had some loser ex-friends say that living your whole life in the Nile is an unhealthy coping mechanism to avoid addressing problems in your life, but if you ask me they're just jealous of how amazing my life isâ"
"Ready for reincarnation," the technician said. "Proceed?"
D-SM5 left its seat, hovering closer to the glass to catch Paingoreous's attention. "Are you ready?"
"Sure," said Paingoreous, who clearly wasn't certain what he was claiming to be ready for.
"Proceed," D-SM5 said. Bill fell silent, paying close attention to how the technician began the reincarnation process.
She clicked a button that said "EXECUTE" (gruesome), clicked through a couple more confirmation screens, and then the faint background hum grew to a rumble and the magical stars glowed brighter. "Ten seconds," she said. "Nine... eight... seven..."
"Hey!" Bill shouted through the glass. "Friendly tip for Earth! Humans love when you fly into their eyeballs! You should do that!"
D-SM5 rounded on Bill, glowing furiously at him. (Maybe it was Bill's imagination, but he thought Jessica looked amused. Worth it.)
The soon-to-be caterpillar formerly known as Paingoreous stared in confusion at Bill. "Okay," he saidâand then there was a bright flash of light.
He let out an awful wail of pure soul-rending agony.
When the light faded, he was gone.
The observation room had fallen perfectly silent.
"That's fine," D-SM5 said. "That'sâthat's normal."
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Every once in a while, the Theraprism got something right. It was one of the few big government-sponsored "respectable" institutions that didn't make a fuss about how Bill ate. They just let him go to the cafeteria, strip down, unpeel his exoskeleton, and hang out with the photosynthesizers for half an hour or so in the corner under the grow lights. No gasps of horror or screams of outrageânot from the staff anyway; some of the patients took a bit to get used to it when they were new. It was a refreshing change.
On the other hand, even though they were willing to turn a couple lights high enough to melt most mortals' eyeballs when Bill was feeding, he never left feeling truly energized. The grow lights were designed for species with leaves and solar panels; they weren't designed to fuel up a god made of energy. A few bright lightbulbs didn't measure up to raw starlight.
He figured there wasn't any point in complaining. As much as he hated feeling like a gas tank trying to burn a dust mote for fuel, he knew that they knew that long before he even reached 1% of his usual power, he'd be strong enough to vaporize the Theraprism with the snap of a finger.
When he'd had his daily dose of light, he folded shut, redressed, and drifted over to the actual food for dessert. He grabbed a bottle of an allegedly "lemon" nigh-flavorless clear sodaâthis would doâand hovered toward the exit.
The cafeteria monitor stationed in the door elbowed her way in front of Bill. "Ahem."
"What?"
"You know the rules. No food outside the cafeteria."
"What! This isn't food, it's a soda. Beverages aren't food, everyone knows that." The monitor didn't budge. Bill tried whining. "C'mooon, I got injured in the void today. Look at this!" He gestured demonstratively at his splints. "Look how much pain I'm in!"
The Solitary Wellness Void made this cafeteria monitor uncomfortable. She'd never said so directly, but she tended to turn a blind eye when patients who'd just come out of the SWV were more aggressive than usual or tried to sneak extra desserts. One time when Bill had come out of a week in the SWV, she'd wordlessly slipped him a couple of packets of low-sodium fear sauce, a condiment usually distributed exclusively to the obligate phobophages in the ward. "Besides, it's my birthday! I'm a birthday triangle! You wouldn't deny a birthday triangle a soda, right?"
"Is it really your birthday?"
"Heck if I know. It could be. I don't know it isn't."
She was trying not to smile. "Fine. Just one time. Don't let anyone catch you with it and finish it before you're back in your cell."
"You got it, toots." Bill glided past her.
He slipped from the cafeteria into the nurse's office before his guards could catch sight of his illicit drink. "Hey, bartender! I'm here for my nightcap."
The nurse prepared Bill's evening battery of drugs. He bent his straw into a fun zigzagâhonestly it was really more of a sad N shapeâslurped down half the eyedrops, and opened his soda to refill his cup.
The nurse looked over at the hiss of the cap opening. "Hey! Heyâ"
"It's just soda!" Bill protested. "The cafeteria monitor said it was fine! Besides, what's a little soda gonna do? Nullify all seven of my antipsychotics before I reach my cell?" (Bill had overheard the nurse grumbling to a colleague about the amount of antipsychotics he was on. They thought it was utterly excessive, considering that they'd had no evidence the drugs were doing anything but making him more erraticâwhich was something, because Bill had seen patients near drooling catatonia from their meds without any of the nurses questioning their current dosage. Conversely, the docs thought Bill's odd biology meant they needed to give him more if they wanted any hope of impacting him.) "Come on. It's not even caffeinated!"
The nurse took the soda bottle to check the ingredient list, then relented. "Fine. I suppose it won't do any harm."
"You're a peach." Bill topped off his cup, poured the rest of the soda over his eye, crushed the bottle, and consumed it too.
"The plastic probably isn't good for you, though."
"I like the way it melts in the back of my throat."
As he drank his medicated soda and got escorted back to his cell, he lazily drifted back and forth in the hall as far as the guards would let him go, dawdling more than usualâhe knew they hated it when he dawdled, but they knew he hated spending one second more in his cell than necessary and grudgingly put up with a little lollygagging to keep the peace. But their tolerance ran out in the max security hall as Bill slowed down even further near The Beast's cell. The guard behind Bill pushed him. "Hurry up."Â
"Hey!" Bill wobbled off path and stumbled into the wall, spilling some of his drink. "What's your problem!"
"You stopped moving."
"I did not! I'm just taking my time! Enjoying the weather out here."
"Well, take less time."
"Ugh, fine. Didn't realize you had plans I'm keeping you from." Bill rolled his eye and kept moving.
"Hold it!"
Bill froze. He turned around. The guard was pointing at a streak of clear fluid that had spilled from Bill's cup and rolled down the door. His bones frosted over.
"You dropped a pill," the guard said.
Bill's gaze focused on the circular soap-green tablet on the floor. "Are you kidding?! Aren't the other twelve enough?"
"No exceptions, Cipher."
"You don't expect me to eat it off the floor!"
"Do you want to go all the way back to the nurse's office for another?"
Bill groaned in frustration. "Fine!" He snatched it up, wiped it off on the guard's sleeve, and popped it in his mouth. The guard raised a fist; Bill bared his fangs; and after a tense moment, the guard backed down first. The Theraprism had taken nearly every other power from Bill, but it couldn't take his teethâand though he knew the guards would win any fight, Bill could make it hurt.
They returned him to his room; Bill handed over his cup; they checked to make sure his cup was empty, inspected his mouth, and locked him in.
He hoped they wouldn't notice that half his pills had stuck in the zig-zag bend of the opaque white straw.
He hoped they wouldn't notice The Beast's tongue thrusting through his food slot to lap up the spilled soda that was running down his door and over the bright red "NO SUGAR ALLOWED" sign.
His entire plan hinged on it.
####
Bill was drawing on the wall with his scant art supplies when he felt reality ripple around him, like the wave in a still pool when someone new quietly slides into the water. He looked up from his work. It was happening.
There were several thuds; then a crash; and then the peal of a prison alarm piercing the air. The alarm melted into shrill dolphin-like laughter, and then the frenetic staccato of a hyper speed dance song that threatened to fracture Bill's internal organs. He shuddered as the sound tore at his wound like freezing ice crystals expanding a crack in a boulder.
But he rose into the air and turned to face the door, ready.
Just in time for the door to vanish. The Theraprism melted away like mist in the sunlightâand oh, the sunlight was glorious. The wide open sky pulsed maddening colors so vivid that the faraway rainbows looked monotone in comparison; the land consisted of rolling hills of candy-coated tongues and stomachs and muscles, the paws of enormous buried corpses thrusting up into the sky, the crevasses between burial mounds running with artificially-flavored saliva. It was Bill's kind of place. He wished he had time to hang around.
Before him, orange fur matted with a fine dust of powdery sugar, wild eyes contracted to pinpricks, stood The Beast.
"You did it, you beautiful monster!" Bill shrieked with laughter. "I knew you'd come through!"
The Beast rumbled, "Em deerf evah uoy."
"You're welcome! You can return the favor later! Me, I have somewhere to be." While The Beast was asserting his personal reality on top of the Theraprism's idea of reality, none of the Theraprism's walls or doors existed. Bill wasn't sure exactly how far The Beast's radius of influence extended, except that it was at least far enough to get him out of the maximum security hallâbut he had to move now, before the guards rallied to sedate The Beast. Bill slipped a finger into the band of his ankle bracelet and found that under the influence of The Beast's physics, the stiff plastic stretched like a warm rubber band. He tugged it off and tossed it aside. "Seeya, pal!"
But The Beast held up a paw, blocking Bill before he could zip off. "Noob ym tpecca," The Beast said. "Hself ym emusnoc."
"Oooh. Woww." Bill looked at The Beast's candy paw. "Oh, man. Generous offer! You have no idea how tempting it is to take a taste, but I've really gotta get somewhere, and I've gotta be at least sober enough to pull that off..."
"Emusnoc," The Beast insisted. "Hsur ragus eht fo ssendam gnilims citatsce eht ni em nioj. Rehtegot srorroh letsap dna serusaelp kcis hcus wonk lliw ew. Evarg lufituaeb ym ni em htiw tor."
Bill stared again at the paw. The tip of his tongue slipped out beneath his eye to lick hungrily at his waterline. When was the last time he'd been on something that felt good? "Oh, what the heck!" He took The Beast's paw. "I can do this buzzed! How much damage can one little lick do, anyway?"
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The guard heaved open the maximum security hall's door. The floor was covered in tacky pools of neon candy and removed ankle monitors. "It's just like we feared," the guard shouted into a walkie-talkie, glancing quickly through each cell door's window. "Every single max security patient escaped under The Beast's reality-altering field."
The guard stopped at the sight of neon yellow and orange, peering through the window at the triangle flopped flat on the ground and surrounded by powdery pink sugar.
"Well," the guard said, "all of them except Cipher."
Through the walkie-talkie, D-SM5 tiredly said, "He licked the paw, didn't he."
"Looks like it, boss."
D-SM5 groaned. "All right! Positive thinking! That's the second biggest threat in the ward already accounted for! Silver lining to Mr. Cipher's substance use issues. Assist in securing the others."
####
The good news was that The Beast seemed happy to frolic randomly around the Theraprism rather than head toward the exit, forcing the other escapees to follow along to remain under his reality-altering protection rather than get stranded in small rooms and locked-down halls. The bad news was that his meandering route let him pick up more and more revelers. After an hour, only a third of the max security patients had been re-captured and dragged back to their cells, and twice as many medium security patients had joined the riot.Â
A-AOX4 was on hand in the maximum security hall to supervise as the guards brought in super-powered escapees. Most of them came back loopy on either The Beast's toxins or on the sedative that had been injected to keep them calm. A-AOX4 was checking them for awareness of their surroundingsâname, where are you, when are you, why are you hereâas each one was locked back in their cell.
And each time it passed by Bill's cell, it glanced in, concerned.
Bill had been almost pleasant when he'd come out of the Solitary Wellness Voidâmaybe after all those sessions in isolation he was finally ready to be more of a team player. And D-SM5 had said that he'd been unusually well-behaved and attentive during the reincarnation. A-AOX4 had hoped their most surly patient was finally opening up. It would be a shame if this incident with The Beast resulted in his new progress backsliding.
Plus, it took a heavy dose of anything to impact Bill at all, much less knock him out cold. He'd already had to go to the nurse earlier today; what if he needed medical attention?
So after locking up the latest subdued prisoner, A-AOX4 said to one of the guards, "Take over monitoring incoming patients. I'm checking on Cipher."
It unlocked the door and hovered into the room. "Cipher?"
No response. He was plastered flat to the floor.
"Bill?" It floated lower to check his condition.Â
He was paper.
Paper meticulously colored in with yellow marker and folded into a triangle; scraps of paper colored black, carefully torn into hand and feet shapes, and shoved in the sleeves and pants of his prison uniform.
A-AOX4 lifted up the paper. On the other side was Bill's "Be a TRY-angle!" poster. He'd written across it, "IS THIS TRYING HARD ENOUGH FOR YOU?"
It turned toward the doorâand discovered Bill had filled the wall with a drawing of himself making an obscene gesture, with a word bubble that read, "GIVE MY REGARDS TO THE AX! And tell Jessica I said bye xoxo"
It zoomed out into the hallway and grabbed its walkie-talkie. "Director SM5! Cipher's escaped his cell! He left a decoy! He's not with The Beast, we don't know where he is!"
There was a moment of dead air. And then the director growled, "I think I have an idea."
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Trying to keep his giggles as quiet as possible, Bill looped through the Theraprism's halls, drifting between The Beast's rolling fields of hard candy corpses and the Theraprism's rigid monotone halls. What had he been worried about! Getting hopped up on astralplanar sugar before escaping his cell had been a great idea! It gave him instant shortcuts through half the walls! And he could handle a little buzz like this! He was totally in control of his actions and knew exactly what heâ
How long had he been flying the wrong direction? He turned around. Wow was he high, he could barely focus on anything but all the colors. He wondered if The Beast's toxins had any weird interactions with his meds.
He was lucky The Beast had decided to dawdle around the Dimensional Tyrants Ward: here at the far end of the Theraprism, there were no signs of crisis beyond the sealed doors indicating the facility was under lockdownâand once he was outside a high security ward, there were plenty of cracks, gaps, and vents that Bill was thin enough to slide through. He hadn't even seen a guard since he'd left his cell. By the time he reached the reincarnation room, The Beast's landscape was fading out and the sugar crash headache was fading in, but the facility was still on lockdown and no one seemed to be looking for Bill. He slipped beneath the locked door and powered up the console to the reincarnation machine.
He skipped straight to the reincarnation program and checked the box that said, yes, the patient's brain had been washed. He paused when a warning pop-up blocked the screen. The technician hadn't gotten a pop-up. He had to read over the two-sentence warning three times before he understood what he was looking at. The soul sanitization routine hadn't been run recently, was he sure the patient's memory was erasedâugh, yes. He irritably clicked the confirmation and hoped that would be the last of it.
Bill quickly selected Earth and dimension 46'\; he tabbed past the coordinates and date, and they both automatically filled in "DEFAULT." D-SM5 had said the computer would make a "random" decision if you didn't plug in a time and place, but the staff didn't know Earth like Bill did. If he left the time and place up to the whims of fate, then something as weird as a trillion-year-old alien chaos god escaping a criminal insane asylum to spontaneously generate as a fully grown mortal would be sucked straight into the weirdest place and time on Earth. Gravity Falls: August, 2012. Weirdmageddon. He was willing to bet his life on it.
He was betting his life on it.
After that, with any luck, he'd be able to shed his new body like any other puppet and return to his castle in the sky. If for some reason he couldn't get out of it, he'd only need to pull a couple of magic tricks outside a normal mortal's capabilities to catch his past self's attention, find a way to prove his identityâheck, with any luck, they'd be seeing through each other's eyes and that would instantly confirm itâwarn his past self about the Pines' treachery, prevent his own death, save Weirdmageddon, restructure the universe in his image, and rule his new party paradise as god-king for all eternity. Easy.
He scrolled down the list of available creatures, looking for something that would be easy to reach the Fearamid and prove his intelligence withâsomething with vocal cords that could speak eye-bat would be useful, it'd save him a lot of trouble if he could just shout at his sentinels in their own language and startle them into listeningâbut, to his surprise, the first useful species he found was humans, down amongst the species that had received a single-digit number of reincarnations from the Theraprism. Really, humans? They allowed that?
Over the blaring alarm, a voice made an announcement. He completely tuned it outâand only realized a moment after it ended that he'd heard his own name. They knew he'd escaped.
Bill didn't have time to search for anything better. He selected humanity.
He tabbed past dozens of features he could choose from for his bodyâdefault default default defaultâwho cared what the body peed out of, he wasn't keeping the thing long enough to fill its bladder! He clicked open the advanced settingsâthere, spontaneous generation! He hoped this thing wouldn't drop him on the sidewalk as a baby, but usually when a human suddenly popped into existence, it was an adult sculpted from clay or something, right? He'd be fine! He checked the box for spontaneous generation.
He got another error message. He groaned. He wasn't sober enough for this.
Something about spontaneous generation being banned on Earth after 1859, is he willing to assume the liability if the patient generates afterâyeah sure whatever, he clicked yes. Another pop-up prompted him for the digital signature of the person assuming liability. He typed in D-SM5's name.
As soon as he clicked enter, another error message popped up. "What!!"
He flinched at the sound of a muffled pneumatic hiss. Outside, somebody had unlocked the doors to this hallway. The alarm was still blaring; the Theraprism wasn't coming off lockdown. That meant whoever had unlocked the hall was coming for him.
"Focusss." He skimmed the new warning. Something about humans being on a list of species for which spontaneous generation was restrictedâwhat loser had written a law about that! Who cared if a fully-formed, brand-new human popped out of thin air in the middle of town! What about Bill's wants?! He checked another box YES HE'S SURE HE WANTS TO SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE A HUMAN YOU MONSTER and pounded enter.
Another pop-up. It wanted to know on which god's authority the spontaneous generation had been authorized.
Bill froze. Why did it need to know. Would it check? A machine that could reincarnate a soul was probably also a machine that could shoot off a prayer. Or was Bill supposed to have some kind of divine authorization code? Which gods were even allowed to authorize that kind of thing? He didn't know which stupid legislative body had made this stupid law or what their stupid definition of a god was! Gods weren't even real, they were just stupid, arrogant, stuck-up jerks who were powerful enough to trick people into thinking they were important! Like Bill! What name were they looking for?!
He heard voices in the hallway. He darted over to the door, slid his fingers through the seams around the doorframe to crush the latching mechanism so it couldn't be opened, and darted back. That wouldn't hold them long; he knew from experience that the guards could bust down the doors in these low security wings without much difficulty.
"Bill Cipher!" That was D-SM5. It had come personally? In any other circumstance, he'd be flattered. "Open up immediately!"
"Has that ever worked?" A god, a god, a god... his eye caught on the bas relief at the back of the next room. If there was any god this place would accept orders from... The guards were ramming the door; the bending metal groaned. He typed "THE AXOLOTL" and hit enter.
The button grayed out but the pop-up didn't go away. The screen froze. "What." Bill tried clicking again. The cursor turned into one of those little spinning balls that meant the computer was quietly having a stroke. "No no no noâ"
D-SM5 hollered, "You know what the consequences will be if you don'tâ"
"I'm not listeniiing to yooou!"
"You're only going to hurt yourseâ"
Dropping his voice to a demonic boom to drown out the director, Bill recited, "'I believe that on the first night I went to Gatsby's house I was one of the few guests who had actually been invited! People were notâ" There was a shriek of tearing metal, and then a bright glow behind Bill as D-SM5 peered through the gap in the door. Bill started talking faster, "'Were not invited they went there they got into automobiles which bore them out to Long Island and somehowâ'"
The pop-up disappeared. The cursor returned to normal. The box next to spontaneous generation was checked. Bill stared for a split second, then quickly closed out the advanced settings, scrolled to the bottom of the page, and hit "EXECUTE."
Someone blasted the door out of its frame; based on the blinding glow that accompanied the blast, Bill suspected that wasn't one of the guards, but D-SM5 itself. He frantically clicked through the next two confirmations, flung a couple of folding chairs toward D-SM5 and its thugs, and dove beneath the door to the next room. Ten seconds.
"Cancel the reincarnation!" D-SM5 snapped.
A guard ran to the console. (What if they saw where Bill had gone? They could probably guess the planet, but would the computer keep records of his destination, what his new body looked likeâ) "I don't see a cancel! I don't thinkâ"
"Then get him off the altar!"
Five seconds. Please spawn as an adult and not a baby, please spawn as an adult and not a baby, pleaseâ Bill hadn't broken the door between the observation room and the altar; the guards easily unlocked it. "No no noâ!"
"Don't let him escâ!"
Three seconds. An impossibly bright light shone down on Bill. He reflexively peeled open his exoskeleton to accept it. LIGHTâoh, he felt even more alive than the time he'd stolen a bottle of stimulants from the nurse station, ground them up, and snorted them off Mrs. Mirrorcube's back. His eye widened, taking in as much free energy as he couldâand then he focused his gaze through the window on the console, focusing the infinite light into a laser powerful enough to instantly melt through the window and explode the computer. The guards fell back, trying to shield their tender mortal flesh from the fury of Bill's fire. Enjoy the blisters.
D-SM5 bellowed, "Bill Cipher, you moâ!"
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, SUCKA!" He could feel his body ripping apart, cracking open at the wound. It hurt, but not the hurt of dying; it was the euphoric hurt of spaghettification, of being infinitely sucked beyond a beautiful event horizon. Bill's triumphant cackle filled the airâ
âand then the room was silent and dark, and Bill was gone.
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(If you're new here: I posted this as a one shot because I think we could all use a little Bill escaping from Theraprism, yeah? However it's ALSO part of my ongoing Bill-stuck-in-a-human-body fic I'm currently editing for TBOB compatibility. So, if you enjoyed this and want to see where post-reincarnation Bill goes, check out the fic!! And if you DON'T want to read the rest of the fic, I hope you enjoyed the one shot and I'd love to hear your thoughts.
If you do check out the main fic be forewarned it's only 100% TBOB compatible up to chapter 6. After that it is, bizarrely, 98% TBOB compatible, because somehow I accidentally wrote a fic that lines up with the book so well that I'm legit worried people could use TBOB to work out fic spoilers. But I still need to edit the remaining 2%.
If you're NOT new here: hey gang this is the new chapter 6!!! I finished editing this chapter about fifteen minutes before post time so it's not as polished as my usual chapters, but I hope it didn't read that way. Anyway, I look forward to hearing what y'all think!)
#bill cipher#theraprism#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#gravity falls#gravity falls fic#gravity falls fanart#fanart#my art#my writing#bill goldilocks cipher#(posting this like a oneshot because it basically is and i want people to be able to read it like a one shot)#(however it's ALSO the new chapter six)
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Title: Sacrifical Bride.
Commissioned by the very lovely @yanmaresu.
Pairing: Yandere!Hades x Reader (Record of RagnarĂśk).
Word Count: 3.0k.
TW: Fem!Reader, Non/Con, Forced Marriage, Unbalanced Power Dynamics, Emotional Manipulation, Rough Sex, Unprotected Sex, and Mentions of Kidnapping/Prolonged Captivity. Not Canon Complacent. I Have Never Met Canon But I Hear She's Very Nice.
The wedding was a solemn affair.
Not dull, because nothing that had your heart beating so violently could ever be considered âdullâ, and not dreary, because despite the many, many things you could say about your kidnapper-turned-husband, he wasnât one for bland affairs. No, your dress was of the finest and most vibrant silks, your veil lined with pearls and rubies and the gownâs train long enough to swell and ebb behind you as you walked down the seemingly never-ending aisle, unaccompanied by any escort. Wreaths of shining ivory lilies and blooming chrysanthemums encircled marble pillars, low-burning lanterns casting the chapel in long, wavering shadows. The pews were empty. The only guests were his ghastly servants, and theyâd never once said a word to you.
There was no officiant. Hades waited for you at the brimstone altar alone, a gentle simper playing over his lips as he watched you drag your feet and fight the urge to bolt, to run, to do the very thing thatâd left you trapped in his arm in the first place. It was tempting, albeit pointless. Youâd always been swift footed, but there was nowhere to escape to in Helheim. At best, youâd spend a few days hiding and struggling to survive in the empty plains that surrounded his looming fortress of a home. At worst, youâd find yourself without direction and beyond the reach of his control, hopelessly lost and stumbling through fields of fading dead and gnarled beasts and things that would make the man in front of you look hospitable, in comparison. You tried to remind yourself of that as your body begged you to flee.
As you reached the altar, his smile grew into something that couldâve been convincingly genuine, had it been able to reach the pits of lifeless ice that were his eyes. Rather, the gesture only seemed to add to the coil of dread growing tighter in the pit of your stomach as you stepped beside him, clutching your bouquet to your chest in a white-knuckled grip. Heâd let you pick that out yourself, at least, and youâd taken a truly irrational amount of joy in picking wildflowers and trimming roses and breaking every rule of decorum your mother had ever taught you. Now, though, the shadows of his hall seemed to dull your vision-searing colors, and it was difficult to take joy in such a simple pleasure knowing the man in front of you sought to ensure youâd never braid daisies or sleep beneath open skies again, when he was staring you down like yet another precious gem he planned to add to his ever-growing collection. It was a cruel comparison, but not quite as hyperbolic as you wouldâve liked.
There was a shallow sigh, a hand brought to the edge of your veil. He toyed with the fabric for a long moment before taking the hem in both hands and pulling it away from your face. If he recognized the terror stitched into your expression, he only deemed it worth a slight shake of his head. âOh, beloved.â His hand fell to your cheek. âYouâre as radiant as the day we met.â
The day he plucked you from your mortal life and dragged you into the depths of the earth, the day heâd forced the awful seeds of that terrible fruit down your throat and promised you would never see another living soul again. You swallowed back your nerves. âPlease, donât draw this out.â
You were lucky youâd fallen into the hands of such a mild-tempered captor. He let out an airy chuckle, turning back to the altar. It was decorated sparsely; an overflowing cornucopia posed in one corner, a standing thurible slowly releasing nauseatingly sweet incense into the stagnant air sitting in the other. Between them was only a bottle of dark wine and two twin chalices, crafted of only the finest bronze and polished until they shined in the low lighting. He filled both to the brim before looking towards you, a glint in his remaining eye as he took a chalice in either hand.
Youâd been wrong when you assumed they were identical. Where one had a line of aimless, curling thorns following the rim and plunging down the length of the handle, the other was embellished with roses, abstract and nearly shapeless, forming neat columns across the body of the cup. He extended the latter to you, its contents threatening to spill as you took it in your trembling hands. Youâd managed to talk him out of the more elaborate ceremonies heâd suggested, but it was difficult to remember that this was a preferable alternative now that could feel the chill of his wine seeping into your palms.
You brought it to your lips, held it there for a moment, then pulled back at the hint of a more familiar scent than that of his dizzying incense. âPomegranates?â
âI thought it would be a nice touch.â For him, maybe. Heâd always struggled to see things from your perspective. âForgive my sentimentality.â
You wouldnât, but you were smart enough to keep that to yourself. When he raised his chalice, you did the same, mirroring him when your own will failed you. âTo us, darling.â
You nodded. âTo us.â
He took a long sip from his chalice, seeming to savor the rich wine, while you drained yours in a single breath. Try as you might to enjoy it, you could only seem to taste ash.
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A few vows were exchanged, a kiss pressed into the back of your hand when you flinched away from his attempt to communicate his affection more directly. Finally, he took your arm and guided you back to your shared chambers, lingering in the doorway while you collapsed onto his bed â your marital bed, now, you supposed. You buried your face in the silken sheets, letting out a soft groan. There would be a celebration later on, a feast with all of his many gloating brothers and prying sisters in attendance, but the worst of it was over. You were bound to him, for better or for worse. All you could do was weather the consequences.
Youâd hoped he would be kind enough to leave you alone while you consoled yourself, while you took all that you knew and all that you didnât and recontextualized it with yourself as the mortal bride to the God of Death, but a hand on your shoulder dispelled that fleeting fantasy. With no small amount of reluctance, you pushed yourself upward and turned your attention back to Hades. This time, without the pretense of custom, he didnât settle for your hand. His mouth found its way to the dip of your shoulder, then the crook of your neck, his teeth scraping against your skin as he pressed wet, open-mouthed kisses into his chosen targets.
When he started to move towards the curve of your throat, you moved on instinct â your hands finding their way to his hair as you dragged him away from you before he could do anything you wouldnât be able to forget as soon as he left the room. âPlease,â you said, not for the first time that day. âI⌠Iâd rather be alone, right now. If itâs all the same to you.â
His smile didnât waver. âYou know that, if it were up to me, I would bend to your every whim,â he spaced the words out generously, as if worried your feeble human mind might not be able to understand. âBut we arenât done.â
Your expression fell. âIâve done everything youâve asked of me. I wore the dress, andâand I took your vows, andââ
âMy love,â he cut you off swiftly, bringing his hand up to cup your cheek. âOur union will have to be consummated, eventually.â
You felt your throat begin to swell shut.
âI know that, butââ You laid your hand over his, trying to call upon whatever pale imitation of sympathy mightâve existed in his heart. ââdoes it have to be consummated now?â
You watched as his gaze softened, as his head lulled to the side in that endeared-yet-condescending manner he seemed so fond of. Slowly, with a painstaking gentleness, he brought you closer to him, ghosting over the top of your head and lingering there, even as he started to speak. âI think,â he started, his voice muffled by proximity. âthat it would be in your best interest not to keep me waiting any longer.â
It wasnât a threat, but it was posed like one, dredged up from somewhere deep in his chest and accompanied by his hand on your waist, nimble fingers slipping underneath the sash binding your gown together. When you jerked back, reflexively trying to escape his advances, he was quick to chase you, to let his softened smile spread into an amused grin as an arm wrapped around your midriff and dragged you, willingly or otherwise, into his lap. âI donât want to hurt you.â And yet, your safety didnât seem to cross his mind as his blunt nails bit into your waist, as he dragged you close enough to feel his chest press into yours, to become uncomfortably aware of the stiff outline against the loose fabric of his pants. âIf I rely on my own self-restraint for another dayââ Another kiss, this one to the tender patch of skin above your jugular vein. âIâm afraid I might end up doing something we both regret, when the time comes.â
âLess than a day,â you pleaded as he buried his face in your neck. There was a blur of movement, the ghost of his touch along the curve of your spine, and your bodice fell away in tatters, the ruined fabric collapsing to your waist. When you moved to cover yourself, Hades clicked his tongue and you froze, letting your arms fall back to your sides. Begging him to change his mind was one thing. Going against him so transparently would only make things more difficult. âHalf a day. An hour. I justâ Hades, I canât do this right nowââ
âMy love.â Swift, blunt, merciless. Youâd been a fool to ever think he was one of the kinder gods. âI think Iâve waited long enough to claim what belongs to me.â
Any protest you mightâve had died in your throat.
Youâd been a fool to ever think he was anything less than the cruelest of his kin.
You wanted to scream. If you couldnât run, then you would yell, raise your voice and tell him that he already had you, that heâd gotten everything he couldâve possibly wanted, but anything you mightâve said was torn away and ripped to shreds as his head dipped low, his teeth latching onto the vulnerable skin of you collar bone and sinking in. He didnât draw blood, but he didnât have to. A bolt of pure, stinging agony shot from your chest to your core, only dulling as he pulled away with a low groan. âHave I ever told you how much I adore the sound of my name on your tongue?â You felt his hand on your hip, then your thigh, the remains of your dress cut through and disposed of with little fanfare. He gave your bridal lingerie (pure white and so obnoxiously lacy, youâd had to wonder if this was all some sadistic joke as you slipped it on) more attention, his thumb running along the delicate trim before his fingers slipped underneath it, tracing the length of your slit before doing away with the barrier altogether.
Dread and panic dulled your reactions, but it wouldâve been a lie to say the feeling of his mouth on your skin had left you completely unaffected. He chuckled as he gathered your slick on his fingertips, two of which were soon pressed into your clit with a brutal sort of precision. âAnd you tried to play coy.â He teased the sensitive bundle of nerves mercilessly, the patterns he traced into your clit too slow and too fleeting all at once. You wished he wouldnât touch you at all, but if he was going to, it was the least he couldâve done not to draw it out. âThat mustâve been why you seemed so rushed during our ceremony. If youâd asked me to make love to you on that altar, I happily would have.â
Hot, humiliated tears welled up in the corners of your eyes. You attempted to deny it, but a cracked moan slipped past your lips instead as two of his fingers were forced into your cunt and spread, splitting you apart. Your hands shot to his shoulders, trying to stabilize yourself, but he only saw your desperation as an invitation â bowing his head and pumping his fingers into you at the kind of languid pace that left you fighting not to rock against him, not to make up for the urgency immortal creatures so often lacked. âYouâre a vice,â he muttered, his breath ghosting over the shell of your ear, his tone low and lecherous. You wondered, briefly, if words that fell from the lips of a god could be considered sinful. âTo think my own wife wouldâve had me neglect her so severely for so long.â
You shook your head. You were married to him, sure, bound to him. But you couldnât afford to think of yourself as his wife. You couldnât afford to think of yourself as something so limited, something so purely an extension of him. âIâm notââ
âDonât try to spare my feelings. I can see that I underestimated just how much attention my little mortal would need.â His wrist quirked, another digit pushing past your entrance and stuffing your pussy full as his fingers curled and ground inside of you. Against your will, you felt a tight heat begin to twist and writhe in the pit of your stomach, pangs of burning pleasure coursing from your cunt to your core. Now, you cried unabashedly, embarrassment and shame burning in your cheeks and fueling the unsteady stream of tears that Hades was so agonizingly quick to coo over, to kiss away as your hips bucked unsteadily against his hand. âWhat a sensitive wife I have.â That word â that awful word â was enough to earn a ragged sob, but if he recognized the connection, he didnât deem it worth his concern. âI promise, youâll never feel so unloved in my care again.â
You wouldâve given anything to be able to pull away from him, to be able to shove at his chest and swear to all the gods youâd once worshiped that there was no part of you that could ever feel loved with him, but in the end, he was the one to let you go, to throw you onto the center of his great bed and leave you whining involuntarily at the sudden loss of stimulation. Heâd never been one to deprive you, though; in a moment, he was in between your open legs, one hand wrapped loosely around your thigh while the other pulled feverishly at his own clothes. His coat fell away first, then his shirt. You heard fabric shift and metal clink and, in a daze, saw him wrap his fist around something he could not have possibly planned to fit inside of you. Half out of terror and half out of instinct, your gaze flickered from his cock to his face â to the wide, fanged grin heâd been wearing for as long as you could remember.
He moved to kiss you, and you drove your heel into his stomach.
The blow wouldâve been weak by human standards, but it caught him off-guard. Out of reflex, he reeled back, and you took the opportunity to scramble off his bed and towards the door, to any part of this forsaken place where Hades wasnât. You made it a step, maybe two before something caught your shoulder, before your body buckled under a weight greater than your own. You were dragged onto your knees before you could so much as think to slip away from him, your cheek forced against the cool marble of the floor before you could hope to make your descent more dignified. You felt his broad chest press into your back, his snarling lips against the curve of your throat. You wondered if the insult would be great enough to warrant taking your life, but the thought was dismissed quickly.
Hades had never been the kind of god capable of showing such mercy.
âI wouldâve made love to you like a queen,â he spat, his tone all manic venom and overdue obsession. âBut, if youâd rather be fucked on the ground like a whore, Iâm more than happy to oblige.â
You werenât allowed the luxury of bracing yourself, this time. In one brutal movement, he thrust into you, splitting you open on his cock with the kind of harsh, unforgiving force better suited to a wild animal. There was no time to adjust, no time to sob, only Hades groaning against your neck as he bucked against you, never daring to pull out completely. Whatever agony his fingers had sparked was now ten-fold. Your legs shook, your body threatening to collapse entirely, but Hades kept your ass raised and your thighs spread, his focus entirely on bucking into you as deeply and as roughly as he could.
It almost surprised you when one of his hands shot to your head, his fingers tangling themselves in your hair as he forced his mouth against yours. You tried not to cooperate, but two fingers pressed into your clit and your mouth fell open in a guttural cry, providing an opening he seemed content to take advantage of. It was a deep, lingering, messything â all tongue and teeth â but his cock ground against something soft and vulnerable and you failed to suppress the wave of pure heat that flooded through your battered body as you clenched around him, as you came undone around the cock of your kidnapper, your captor, your husband. Hades wasnât far behind, his composure shattering no more than a second after the walls of your cunt clenched down around him. You could only choke on your misery-tinged pleasure as his hips pressed into your ass and he came inside of you â his awful warmth soon tainting every fiber of your being.
You tried to tell yourself that, at the very least, it was over - that heâd had his fill of you and now, youâd be free to console yourself elsewhere, but your hopes were once again dashed when Hades failed to release you, failed to pull out of you, failed to do anything but press himself into your back and trail his lips idly down to the nape of your neck. âOnce is a pitiful amount for a king. Donât you agree?â
You felt his hips move back, then rock against you just as quickly.
âYou can forgive me when weâre done, love.â
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BEWARE OF PHAGOCYTIC RAIN â AL-HAITHAM.
kinktober day three â aphrodisiacs ; find masterlist here
synopsis. the akademiya textbook reads as follows: consecrated scorpion stings are not deadly, but it is advised to proceed with caution in the event of encountering one. possible side effects of stings include swelling, pain, nausea, and mild sexual arousal. except the textbook lied. itâs not mild. al-haitham and you might need to pause your desert trip for a moment
length. 4.3k words (omg this is the shortest one so far)
contents. minors do not interact, fem! reader, aphrodisiacs + dub con, mentions of injuries and blood (al-haitham gets stung by a consecrated scorpion), reader sits on his lap, hand jobs, unprotected sex, no prep, riding, creampie, implied (future) multiple orgasms, reader is mentioned to have a dendro vision + is a haravatat scholar
notes. i made this up. the new consecrated scorpions lore is that their venom can be a sex stimulant thanks
âhaitham,â you complainâalthough, you probably really shouldnât. in fact, you definitely should not complain. al-haitham has so graciously allowed you to accompany this trip to the desert, and you should not get in the way. still, your feet ache, and the sun is blaring, and godâwould kill you both to have a break? âcanât we just stop for a bit?â
but with you, al-haitham is always patient. you can see him diligently take the time to be patient as he stills and sighs quietly, not letting himself ever get frustrated with you. âitâll get cold if night falls,â he reasons, âcâmon, youâll definitely want to rest inside the ruins instead of outside tonight.â
âbut baby,â you protest, âmy feet hurt.â
âi know,â he nods, like validating your feelings will make them any better, âbut the safest option would be to camp inside the ruins instead of out hereââ
âhey, haitham?â you cut him off, suddenly whispering quietly as you huddle closer, âwhatâŚwhatâs that?â he looks over his shoulder to where you pointâand then he stiffens.
âoh, great,â he hisses, groaning under his breath, âseriously? now?â
what looks like a giant scorpion seems to be pacing in the distance, the large, sharp stinger on its tail clear as day, even from where you stand, a good range away. youâve never seen one of these before, never even heard of giant scorpions that roam the desert. al-haitham has certainly never told you about seeing them, with all the times he visits the desert himself. he seems rather familiar with them, too, staring exasperatedly off at the beast as it circles the territory you absolutely have to pass. Â
âwhy is there a giant scorpion here? are there always these things in the desert? iâve never heard ofâwait,â you pause, âi have a textbook from the akademiya on desert exploration. i brought it just in case!â
âwe donât need that,â he insists, âiâve dealt with these plenty of times. just leave it to me.â
youâve never been to the desertâbut al-haitham always mentions the ancient letters he sees in the ruins he explores. itâs tempting; being a scholar is always the never-ending temptation of knowledgeâand you are both haravatat scholars, after all. studying an ancient alphabet is enough to make you plead with al-haitham to take you with him on his next trip.
he canât say no to you, of courseâhe never can. but itâs your first time here, and evidentlyâŚitâs not going exactly as planned.Â
you open the book, skimming through the pages before your eyes land on a sketch that looks strikingly similar to the same beast you see in the distance. the textbook reads as follows: consecrated scorpion stings are not deadly, but it is advised to proceed with caution in the event of encountering one. that seems like complete and utter bullshitâthis seems rather deadly.Â
âhaitham,â you whisper, âi think we should leave. this doesnât seemââ
âwe can take it,â he argues, âiâve taken them before on my own quite a lot in the past.â
âbut baby, this one seems a bit bigââ
âitâll be fine,â he assures.Â
you sigh, looking back at the book and scanning over the section that goes into detail about its attack patterns. âokay, fineâlet me just read over how they attack so i know what to expect.â
phagocytic formâbeasts enter phagocytic form immediately when in combat, resulting in an increase in resistance to all elements. there is double the resistance to electro attacks. well, you think, itâs a good thing cyno isnât the one fighting todayâotherwise, you think you might be screwed.Â
this is fine. everything is fine. you and al-haitham both have dendro visions; this shouldnât be too bad, right?
melee combo oneâbeasts perform a two-part combo with their claws. alright, not too bad. you can easily dodge that, you reason. melee combo twoâbeasts perform a three-part combo consisting of a single strike with both claws, a flurry of claw strikes while rushing forward, and a projectile fired from its stinger. now that seems a bit troublesome, but youâve dealt with worse.Â
âiâll take care of it,â al-haitham calls over his shoulder, catching your attention as he draws out his sword. you look up from the pages frantically.Â
âwait, i really think we should handle this together if weâre going to take this. just let me read on the attack patterns a bit moreââ
heâs already made the first attack. you can hear the angry hiss of the scorpion, can practically see the fury in its beady eyes from behind the thick skull covering its head. al-haitham, to your slight comfort, dodges melee combos one and two expertly.Â
maybe he was rightâmaybe youâve been panicking for nothing.
you look back at the book. digâbeasts dig into the ground and attack the target from below, staying within the range of a visible electro ring. alright, as long as you leave the ring before the scorpion pops out of the ground, you should be fine. nothing to worry about. spikesâbeasts plug their tails into the ground and rapidly produce spikes around themselves to shock targets. another easy dodgeâyou just have to make sure you escape the vicinity.
you look up, and al-haitham has already easily leapt from the ring and landed himself on higher ground. he waits, watches as the beast emerges from underground, and plants its tail into the groundâthis must be the spikes. al-haitham is rather excellent at fighting these thingsâyou have to admit. as soon as the spikes are gone, he takes his chance to plunge down, perfectly landing a hard hit to its head with the edge of his sword, making its body slump to the ground.
he might just finish this alone like he said.Â
âthere,â he nods, flashing you a smooth grin, âi told you iâd handle it. now then, letâsââ
the loud, sinister hiss from behind cuts him offâit makes you watch in abject horror as the scorpion rises and does a rapid spin.Â
you look over the pages as quickly as you canâis there more? thereâs nothing else on the page, is there? you quickly flick your eyes to the next page andâoh.Â
oh no.
phagocytic rainâbeasts rapidly spin and scatter many stingers into the air before slamming their claws and unleashing stingers down from above. these stingers, once pierced into the skin, can cause side effects as a result of consecrated venom.
âwell, itâs never done that before,â al-haitham holds up his sword, getting ready to fight.Â
no. he has to get awayâhe needs to get away. the words donât come quick enough from your throat as you scream, âhaitham, no! you have to get awayââ
itâs too late. you can hear him let out a strangled groan of pain, clutching his arm as his sword instantly falls to the floor, a gash already decorating his skin from a stinger he didnât manage to dodge. before you can even think, you grab your weapon and run, leaping between al-haitham and the scorpion and landing another perfect blow to its headâjust before that giant, deadly-looking stinger on its tail can plunge into him.
it goes limp, falling to the floor with a thud, the glow of its body dimming instantly.
âfuck,â he cursesâal-haitham rarely curses. this is not a light sting. âsince when do they do that?â
âsince forever,â you hiss, grabbing the edge of his cape to press on his wound and stop the blood flow, âmaybe if youâd just listened to me and read the attack patterns with me, youâd have known that.â
âiâve fought these plenty of times,â he says indignantly, teeth still grit in pain, âthey never do that.â
âmaybe if you werenât such a know it all,â you grumbleâbut then you gently reach over, cupping his cheek as you trace a thumb over the skin comfortingly, âis it too bad?â you ask, concern evident enough in your tone that he feels slightly bad.Â
al-haitham shakes his head, sighing quietly as you kiss his jaw. âiâll be fine. iâll just patch it up before we camp for the night.â
âare you sure? maybe we shouldââ
âitâll be fine,â he hums, âtheir venom isnât deadly anyway.â
âââââ
you and al-haitham manage to make it to the ruins by nightfall. somehow, miraculously, the two of you are able to trek towards the pyramid and seek shelter indoors for the night, right before it gets too dark and too cold.
al-haitham seems to act stranger and stranger as time goes on, quietly sitting in a corner against the wall and patching his arm up himself as you set up the fire by the tent. you look over at him and watch as he shudders and groans lightly.Â
âare you sure youâre alright?â you ask in concern, walking over and sitting as you curl up next to him, raising a brow as his body seems to stiffen at your touch, âbaby, you seemâŚâ
âiâm fine,â he says curtly.Â
you donât seem to be convinced, furrowing your brows before pressing a palm to his foreheadâhot. incredibly and unnaturally hot skin thatâs flushed a shade of crimson you hardly see on al-haitham, even when you tease him in that cheeky, flirty little way of yours that dusts blush over his face every time.Â
âhaitham,â you gasp, hand brushing back his bangs to feel more of his skinâitâs only then, do you realize just how sweaty his skin seems to be, too. âyouâre burning up!â
âiâm okayââ
âmaybe you should take your shirt off,â you say quickly, wiping the sweat from his forehead as you sit up straight, âitâs just the two of us here, anyway. itâll be fineââ
âno,â he grits, voice strangled, âiâmâhahâ he cuts himself off with a sharp inhale, ââiâm okay. just leave me alone, please. iâll just go walk it off in a bit.â
heâs panting. you can hear the way his voice is strained and the way his chest rises and falls rather rapidly. you should check the book again, just to see if thereâs anything about the side effects in the event you do happen to get stung.Â
âhmm, the textbook saysââ
âdo not read the textbook,â he practically begs.Â
you do anyway. âpossible side effects of stings include swelling, pain, nausea,â you start, glancing up at him and eyeing his patched arm, âwell, there was some swelling. are you nauseous?â
âno,â he almost wheezes out.Â
âletâs see, and it also says it can causeâoh.âÂ
possible side effects of stings include swelling, pain, nauseaâyou pause and swallow thickly as you read over the final partâand mild sexual arousal. sexual arousal. well, that would explain the heated and flushed skin, you suppose. and the sweat. you glance up at al-haithamâhe does anything but meet your eyes.Â
âi told you,â he says stiffly, muffling a groan as he crosses his arms and hunches forward, âiâll be fineââ
âbaby,â you hum, chuckling slightly as you run a hand through his hairâhe gulps, still avoiding your gaze, âwhy didnât you just tell me?â
âdonât,â he warns, jaw clenching as he looks up and stares at you with that same look of hunger youâve seen so many times before. itâs clear al-haitham is trying to fight off whatever heâs feelingâbut the reality is clear.Â
heâs very quickly losing himself to his desires.Â
âbut itâs just us in here,â you insist, hand trailing down his chest slowly before settling on his thigh. his breath hitches, following your hand with his eyes as it rubs along slowly and moves closer and closer inwards. âthese ruins have been abandoned for who knows how longâand weâre the only ones from the akademiya cleared to explore them.â
âdonât,â he says againâthereâs a warning tone to his voice this time, slightly more raspy and entirely more breathless, âifâŚif i start, i donât know if iâll be able to stop.â
âoh, but haitham,â you pout, slinging a leg over his waist and seating yourself on his lap. you stare down at his crotchâwet. thereâs a very noticeable wet patch over the bulge in his pants. you wonder how you didnât notice it sooner. âwho says iâd want you to stop?â
âlove, iâm serious,â he closes his eyes and swallows, panting as a bead of sweat rolls down his temple, âyou should sleep. iâll be okayâo-oh, fuck,â he cuts himself off with a gasp, hissing as you reach past his waistband and free his strained cock from the confinements.Â
itâs thick, his erectionâprobably far more swollen than youâve ever seen it before. it almost looks painful, with how red it is at the tip, with how it twitches from nothing else but the cool air hitting the heated skin. you think it might just be aching, in fact, from how he whimpers as you wrap a hand around it, just barely squeezing, just barely applying pressure to really relieve anything.
âhmm,â you look down, inspecting, âseems sensitive.â you give it a slow, experimental stroke, instantly making him groan loudly as his head falls back, a stream of pre cum leaking from the tip enough to coat his already slick cock.Â
âfuck, fuckâmore,â he rasps, hand grabbing your thigh and squeezing hard to ground himself.
âokay,â you murmur, nodding to yourself, âvery sensitive. guess weâll just have to get this out of your system.â
you drag your hand over his length, slow at first, before building up a quick, steady rhythmâjust the way heâs always liked it. you lean in, kissing along his jaw as he writhes under you while you squeeze around the base of his cock, rolling your palm over his tip before repeating the motion over and over and over again.Â
his mouth is parted, low groans and the occasional soft whine fall past his lips, making the ache between your own legs worsen as you watch him fall apart. thereâs a dull throb in your core, and you can feel the fabric of your underwear dampen, but all youâre worried about for now is the man before you. any other time, youâd think itâs a bit shameless, doing something so dirty, so filthy, so inappropriate in the middle of the desert like thisâespecially while on a research expedition, no less. but you couldnât just leave your boyfriend to suffer like this, could you? what kind of girlfriend would you be then? and youâre not so cruel as to leave al-haitham to suffer like this all night, or longer, evenâwho knows how long before the side effects wear off? itâs the wisest choice to just help him, to take care of him like he always takes care of you.
thatâs right, you think to yourselfâyouâre helping him like any doting lover would. youâre not at all interested by this predicament of hisâŚor aroused, for that matter. no, youâre simply worried for him, and itâs up to you to relieve him of the painfully frustrating tension he must be suffering through after he so graciously fought to protect you from the dangers of the desert.
âjusâ like that,â he gasps as you touch him, chest still rising and falling as quickly as beforeâhis shirt is damp too, a noticeable wet patch forming over most of it as the sweat collects on the fabric, âd-donât stopâfuck, feels so good.â
âcâmon, haitham,â you murmur, taking your other hand to tug at the end of his shirt, âtake this offâi told you, youâll feel better.â
he listensâwhatever is in that venom must be something strong because al-haitham is the most stubborn individual youâve ever met. under normal circumstances, heâd refuse to take his shirt off even if, deep down, he knew himself itâd help. but right now, he quickly reaches at the hem before pulling it off, tossing it to the side as his bare chest is exposed for you to admire. his usual pale skin is flushed, a soft pink that glistens from the sweat that he canât seem to get rid of, even as you work his swollen cock with your fist.Â
itâs pretty, the way he sounds, the way he looks. you run a thumb over his slit, and he whimpers. not too often of times have you heard al-haitham whimperâbut today, he seems to have lost any and all control, too busy thrusting his hips up to meet your strokes as he moans lowly.Â
âwhenâd you start to feel it?â you ask curiously, pecking his forehead as you leave scattered kisses along his face, âhow long have you been trying to play it off?â
âs-sinceâŚâ he starts, but he trails off as your thumb traces over a thick being along the underside of his length, letting out a soft whine at the feeling before bucking his hip into your hand more desperately. you donât think youâve ever seen al-haitham so worked upâso needy and riled up and painfully fucked out before heâs even cum yet. âsince i f-first got stung,â he admits through labored breaths, âjust got worse slowly.â
âyou shouldâve told me,â you coo, ânot like i donât see you like this anyway. poor thing,â you pout softly, eyeing the way his cock twitches in your hand, more beads of pre cum oozing from the tip and leaving a stream down his length, âlooks like it hurts.â
âit does,â he rasps, âfeelsâŚfeels like âm gonna pass out.â
âdonât worry,â you hum, squeezing tighter around him, working him quicker as your hand jerks his aching cock off with a tight fist, âiâll help you cum. âs what you deserve for fighting that thing for me. my strong baby.â
âc-close,â he says through a cracked voice, like the praise is enough to send him hurtling over the edge, ââm so closeâsh-shit.â
âyeah?â you ask sweetly, pecking his forehead, âthen cum, baby. think youâll feel much better.â
you roll a thumb over his nipple, hard under the pad of your thumb, and enough to make him gasp loudly before he lets out a deep grunt, cum spilling from his sensitive tip. itâs more than youâve ever seen from himâthick, endless ropes of hot, sticky cum coating your hand and his abs as you pump his cock through his orgasm. youâre glad you made him take his shirt offâthis wouldâve been an even more unpleasant trip if heâd had to walk around in a soiled shirt.
âfuck, f-fuckâso g-good,â he stutters, his head thrown back against the wall that supports his body, legs spreading apart to give you better access to working his cock through his high. one hand reaches to play with his balls as you milk his cock, squeezing as you stroke upwards and watch every thick drop of cum shoot past his tip.Â
it feels like forever, his orgasm. itâs long, and his voice is strained from calling your name over and over by the time heâs finishedâbut heâs still just as hard as before. noâin fact, you think he might be even harder.Â
âwellâŚâ you start, staring at his erection as it rests against his sculpted abs, âi donât think that did much.â
âno,â he pants, staring at you through lust-hazed eyes, âit didnât. but i have an idea that might help, though.â
âyeah? what is it, oh wise grand sage?â
al-haitham, for the first time ever, doesnât correct you that heâs the acting grand sage. instead, he lifts you up slightly and pulls your pants down to pool at your ankles before lining your dripping cunt over his cock. you bite your lip, moving to ever so slightly drag his tip along your clit, making the both of you shiver with a desperate gasp at the ghost friction.
âi think,â he starts, finger circling your clit slowly as you whine before letting your head fall to the crook of his neck, âthat perhaps fucking you might be the only way to get this out of my system. what do you say?â
âhaitham, please,â you whine, fingers digging into his shoulders as you clutch onto him, âneed you.â
âyeah?â he chuckles breathlessly, replacing his finger and teasing your folds with the tip of his cock, coating the head with the slick of your pussy as you quiver over him, âneed me, huh? i thought i was the one who got stung. shouldnât it be the other way around?â
you would scoff if you werenât aching to feel the burning stretch of him intruding your neglected cuntâal-haitham always finds a way to be himself at the end of the day. always so frustratingly confident and painfully good at teasing.Â
âfuck me, haitham,â you plead, pushing your hips down until the first few inches of his length push past your entrance, dragging his tip along your folds and pulling a whine from you as he chokes on a low groan.
âf-fuck,â he grunts, âso tightâa-always so tight.â
his hands grasp at your hips, slowly guiding you to sink all the way down on his cock, taking it inch by inch until heâs buried all the way, his tip nudging perfectly against that sensitive spot in the back of your walls. al-haitham feels like heâs been made just for you like thatâfitting you perfectly enough that he hits all the right spots without even trying, without even having to angle his hips in order to give you what you need from him.
you feel sweat collect on your own forehead, mirroring the same glistening of his own skin as you bite your lip and whimper out a pathetic, âh-haitham, moreâplease.â
âitâs a good thing i brought you with me,â he pants as he snaps his hips up, his hands still guiding your hips to bounce on his cock as you pull up before slamming back down, your walls hugging his thick girth tightly while his fat tip presses against your sweet spot. âimagine where iâd be if you werenât here. j-jusâ wouldnât feel the same if i was fucking my fist instead of this sweet cunt.â
the stretch is too goodâthe way he splits you open as he bullies into your pussy, pushing past your folds and dragging his thick veins along your walls, makes your head spin, pleasure burning up your nerves and spreading across your entire body. your lips attach themselves to his neck, kissing and sucking along the skin as he groans and tightens his bruising grip on your hips.
âb-babyâfuck, âs so good,â you mewl, âh-haithamâoh.â
âtake me so well,â he says breathlessly, face falling slack as your walls flutter around his length and relieve the ache that was all too overwhelming just a few moments agoâbeing buried into your pussy is enough to turn the tight grit of his jaw into a loose, parted lips as he moans your name. âtaking it so well, like the good girl you are. youângh, fuckâyou want to make me feel better, donât you?â
âi do,â you nod, sobbing as his thumb finds your clit and rubs harsh circles into the delicate bundle of nerves, âi do, i doâplease, haitham. faster, need more.â
âyeah?â he lets out a strangled chuckle, biting his lip and groaning as you snap your hips down particularly rough, squeezing around him tightly, âyou need more? iâd almost say you were stung instead of me.â
your nails dig into his shoulders, leaving angry, red marks in their wake as his fingers dig into the plush skin of your hips. you slam down on him with every roll of your hips, his own meeting you halfway as he bucks up, fucking into youâyou can feel it, the impending high that you reach closer and closer to, every circle of his thumb on your clit and every brush of his cock against your walls bringing you close to falling off the edge.
ââmâŚg-gonna cum, haithamâfuck, a-almost there, baby,â you pant, mewling as you throw your head back while he leans in to kiss your neck, biting hard enough that you almost wonder if thereâs blood.
âme too,â he groans, âyouâŚyouâre so perfect,â you feel his head bury into your shoulder, his forehead digging into your shoulder as you cradle the back of his head with a hand and whine, âiâm bringing you to every tripâfuck you in every ruin i explore. youâd like that, wouldnât you?â
âyes, yesâplease,â you babble, nodding as your back arches before you feel the coil snapâyou gasp his name, a repeat of haitham, haitham, haitham, falling from your lips as he fucks into you through your high. the spasm of your walls around him sends him hurtling into his second orgasmâeven more earth-shattering than the first.
âthatâs it,â he moans, his voice deep and raspy as it cracks in the middle, âcanât even be mad i got stungânot when you let me fuck you l-like this. soâŚfeels so goodââm c-cumming.â
itâs not the first time al-haitham has cum in youâbut itâs never felt like this before. itâs hot, his cumâit spills into you and coats your walls in a sticky mess that forms a ring at the base of his cock as it pumps into you. the mess of his release and your arousal coats both of your thighs, leaking from your abused cunt and smearing along your skin. you can feel him twitch with every rope, can feel the way he throbs as he spills into you and paints your walls white with his release. itâs desperateâneedy and so, so filthy, just like the sounds he makes into your ear, breathless pants that make your stomach do flips as you listen to him fall apart and break.Â
he slumps as he finishes, your body falling against him as you both pant harshly and catch your breaths. he kisses your neck delicately as you stroke his hair, admiring his spent form under you.
âas much as i hate that you got stung,â you mumble, âthisâŚthis might not have been the worst thing.â
âoh yeah?â he snorts, looking up and raising a browâitâs only then that you feel it, the twitch of his still hard cock, still buried deep in your abused cunt, âare you sure? because we arenât nearly finished yetâi really hope youâre prepared to take it.â
the textbook may have lied, you thinkâthis is not mild at all. this might delay your trip quite a bit.
i would go with him hoping he gets stung every time so i could suck the soul out of him tbh
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Ace NSFW // Smut CompilationÂ
Summary: A compilation of Ace smut from my multi character posts (Wearing His Hat, Kisses, Going Down On You, Sex Toys, Threesome Headcanons, Blowjobs, Playing With Your Nipples, Mirror Sex).
Genre: Pure Smut
CW: NSFW // service dom Ace, oral (receiving and giving), outdoor sex, threesomes with Sanji, Sabo, and Marco, toys, slight exhibitionism
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Wearing His Hat:Â
He was always putting that hat on your head. Everyone knew him by the orange cowboy hat, and if you wore it, they knew you were his. What most of them didnât know, however, was exactly what he did to you when you wore that hat.Â
You were sitting on the deck of the Moby Dick one evening talking to a few members of the crew over some sake when Ace passed behind you. He didnât say anything, just dropped the hat on your head and went to talk to Marco.Â
Your cheeks heated up. Grateful the darkness hid your blush, you finished your sake and told the guys you were headed to bed. Though they whined about you turning in early, they didnât try to stop you. What you didnât notice were the knowing looks they exchanged behind your back, the crew slowly catching on to yours and Aceâs code.Â
When you reached Aceâs cabin, he was already waiting for you. He wrapped you in his arms the moment you entered.Â
âTook you long enough,â he said, groping you as soon as he got his hands on you.Â
âWhat?â You asked as innocently as you could manage. âIs there something youâve been wanting to do?âÂ
âLots of things Iâve been wanting to do.â He pushed you toward the bed. âWe can start by you sitting on my face. And remember the rule- if the hat falls off, we start over.âÂ
Kisses:Â
Usually pretty slow, savoring every bit, but that doesnât mean the kisses are sweet or soft. Theyâre deep, the kind that devolve into almost pure tongue. Heâll put his hand on your chin and tilt your head up, leaning in like heâs going to press a modest kiss to your lips, only to leave you got and bothered. A very good kisser, too, not even from experience but simply because he has a natural gift. Has a good rhythm, can get you worked up with his hands tied behind his back. Almost always smiles into it. Melts when youâre on your knees and press gentle kisses into his thighs.Â
Going Down On You:Â
All of those manners he worked so hard to learn go right out the window when he gets your panties off and his face between your legs. Is especially obsessed with the smell of you; as soon as he catches the scent, heâs on you like a beast. He wants it all over his face and hands. He wants to fall into bed and smell you on his sheets and pillows.Â
âThe best smell in the fucking world,â heâll groan, dragging his nose up your slit.Â
His favorite is to put you on your back and push your bottom half up so your bare cunt is high in the air, completely exposed and vulnerable for him to eat at his leisure. Heâll put his big, strong hands behind your knees and hold your legs in an impossible position while he buries his face in your juicy cunt, the knowledge itâs all his enough to make him hard.Â
âFucking delicious. And itâs all fucking mine.âÂ
Like his brother, he has quite the appetite, but unlike Luffy, heâs never just content to devour you. Heâll lap at your folds until youâre overstimulated, and then heâll pull out his thick, veiny cock. Heâll shush you as he pushes it into your quivering cunt and fuck you until heâs as spent as you are, and then heâll fuck you a little more. Â
His Favorite Place:Â
Ace lives to fuck you outside. Heâll push you up against a tree, pin you underneath him on a beach, go down on you in a cave, he doesnât give a fuck. Having sex outdoors makes him feel wild and free. His absolute favorite is to have you on your hands and knees under the hot sun, fucking you from behind like some sort of animal. Youâve both ended up with all manner of scrapes and bruises from these outdoor trysts, and he always kisses your little injuries after, promising to go easier on you next time.Â
Threesome Headcanons 1:Â
Sanji inviting Ace to join the two of you. "You want me to give you some pointers, huh?" Ace leaning against the wall with his arms crossed over his chest and observing as Sanji fucks you, then stepping in to show Sanji how to make you obey him, training you up a bit and teaching you some proper manners. Ace is just a little older and way more experienced, as well as a bit more domineering. He doesnât let you get away with things the way Sanji does, doesnât let you flip him on his back and ride him or cum whenever you want. Heâs an easygoing dom, but a dom nonetheless, and you will be getting spanked if you mouth off. Ace even makes you bend over so he can demonstrate proper spanking technique on you for Sanji to use later.Â
Threesome Headcanons 2:Â
Ace and Sabo would run you ragged. These two have boundless energy, and donât think for a second they wonât be grinning and high-fiving when they get you on all fours, Ace rubbing his hand up and down your back while he fucks your pussy, Sabo holding your hair back for you while he fucks your mouth, both of them praising you for taking their big cocks like a champ. They donât compete like Zoro and Sanji but rather work in tandem to draw as many orgasms out of you as possible. They show off, but not necessarily in a competitive way. âSabo, check this out.â âWhoah, Ace, so cool. Let me try.â When youâre all finished, theyâll cuddle you between them, Ace with his face buried in your chest, Sabo asleep on your stomach. They might wake you up in the middle of the night to go again, but only after they eat everything in the fridge.Â
Threesome Headcanons 3:Â
Marco asking for your help to initiate Ace as a division commander, Ace watching wide-eyed as Marco works you over, Ace amazed by how easily Marco bends you over and makes you cum, how pliant you are and willing to take Marcoâs load. Ace almost cumming in his pants when Marco pulls out and tells you to treat the new division commander right, gritting his teeth and curling his toes as you ride his cock because he doesnât want to cum too quickly with Marco watching. Marco biting back his grin because he can see the sweat rolling down Aceâs temple and chest, raising his eyebrows when Ace flips you over and fucks you into the mattress like thatâs what you were made for, reporting back to the other division commanders that the new kid can fuck.
Sex Toys:Â
Heâs such a pleaser (service dom, 100%) and he worries deeply that youâll get satisfaction elsewhere while the two of you are parted, so he buys you a very discreet vibrator necklace to wear. That way, youâll never have to find another man in his stead (it doesnât matter how many times you tell him itâs not necessary, heâs convinced he has to make you cum three times a day to keep you nice and satisfied, and if heâs not there to do it, heâll make damn sure you have the tools to do it in his name). Expects you to tell him all about it when he gets back. This eventually turns into him watching you use it on yourself, and then you showing him exactly how you do it so he can take over. He wonât tease you with it, but he does fully expect you to say please and thank you.Â
Blowjobs:Â
He enjoys when you politely ask him if you can suck his cock. Heâs surprisingly restrained as you lick up and down his length, looking up at him with your doe eyes. Heâll bite his bottom lip and rub a hand up and down his muscular chest and abdomen, the other resting on your head as it bobs up and down. He might buck his hips a little bit, but he wonât fuck your face; doesnât think itâs hot when you choke, actually hates it. Heâll stroke your hair and groan a bit, his voice extra deep, and swear when he cums. âThatâs my girl. You're mine, all fucking mine. Nobody else gets to feel your lips around their cock.â And his favorite part, perhaps one of his favorite things in the entire world, is cumming on your face. He doesnât mean anything disrespectful by it, doesnât even view it as dominating you in any way. Itâs actually a soft gesture when he does. He just thinks you look so pretty with his cum on your face, and it makes him feel so loved that you enjoy his cum so much.Â
Playing With Your Nipples:Â
The king of feeling you up. Has literally never gotten into bed beside you without sliding his hands beneath your shirt. This inevitably leads to him thumbing your nipples, his fingers making slow circles around the sensitive nubs before he starts pinching and pulling, eventually going in with his mouth. If he catches you in a hallway or empty room and wraps his arms around you from behind, this also typically escalates to him reaching beneath your shirt to play with your nipples. But itâs never so casual that it doesnât escalate. If he gets his hands beneath your shirt, heâll be fucking you, and heâll be pinching your nipples the entire time.Â
Mirror Sex:Â
Neither of you intend for it to turn into mirror sex. He has you naked in his bed, the pillows on the floor and the sheets tangled around you, one of his arms looped under your knee to hold your leg up, the other braced against the mattress while his fingers tug on your messy hair. He rolls his hips against yours, bottoming out in you over and over, your breathless moans like music to his ears. Determined not to cum yet, he turns to the side to focus on something other than your pretty face contorted in pleasure, and he catches sight of your reflection in the mirror on the wall. He sees for the first time how his tattoos ripple with his muscles as he fucks you, how your legs are wide open for him, how your tits squish into his naked chest, and he cums almost immediately. You have no idea what made your tiger cum prematurely until the next time you have sex in his cabin and he grabs a blanket and throws it over the mirror.
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How OP men would react after finding out you have an aggressive stalker || Shanks and King
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"This is my fault," you mumble, looking morosely at the charred remains of the ship's cargo and the apron.
"What?" Shanks asked incredulously.
Tears came to your eyes as you confessed that you've had a stalker, Charles, for several years. Charles had forced you into a life of piracy just to escape his unwanted and increasingly violent advances after he burnt your house down.
Shanks felt breathless, he had had no idea that you went through anything so horrid. To him, you had always been so cheery and carefree. "Wait, didn't you say your pet died in a house fire?" He mumbled. You nodded your head, avoiding eye contact with your captain. Rage filled Shanks's chest, not only had this bastard, Charles, burnt the only cargo the crew could afford at the moment, but he had hurt your pet and forced you into a dangerous profession just to escape him. Shanks put his anger aside because he could see you were clearly scared of this man. "What's he look like, Love?" He asked as he tucked a knuckle under your chin and tilted your head to look at him.
After you gave Shanks your stalker's wanted poster, he assigned Benn to stay by your side, just in case your stalker came back. Meanwhile, Shanks and the rest of the crew combed the island for Charles. They eventually found him holed up in a sea cave only a mile south of the harbor, where the crew grouped up and descended upon him. Rockstar and Yassop threw Charles at Shanks's feet while he thrashed and yelled, "Leave me alone, you bastards!"
Shanks leaned down from the rock he was sitting on, grabbed a fistful of the stalker's hair, pulled him up to his face, and quietly growled. "Do you know who I am?"
Charles curled his lip in mock disgust and sneered, "Someone in desperate need of a breath mint." His retort earned him a swift punch to the jaw from Shanks, who reiterated his question. "Do you know who I am?"
"Red Haired Shanks," Charles submitted, going limp on the ground, "An emperor of the sea."
"Uh huh, that's right, and it seems you've been giving my crew mate, and good friend, a hard time." Shanks replied, "And I'm here to put a stop to that."
Charles lunged at Shanks and screamed, "They're mine! Not yours! I will have them even if it's the last thing I do!"
After easily batting away Charles's hand, Shanks hummed, "Is that so?" as he pulled his sword out of its sheath.
Shanks returned later that night with enough Berry to replace the cargo and still have enough left over to give you a month's worth of your usual pay.
It was the Fire festival again, which meant all the Beast pirates, from near and far, flocked to Wano to party at Kaido's place. While most of the crew loved this time, you did not love it, because it meant he'd be there. The Wano's minister of commerce, Yukimaru, was one of Orochi's entourage and your stalker. He always got way too grabby with you for your liking. You thankfully only saw him a few times a year, mostly for work.
"You don't look happy," King noted.
You glanced up at him and grumbled, "You usually don't have a problem with my unhappiness, you delight in it, in fact."
King fiddled with his cuff links and huffed, "I only delight in the unhappiness I cause."
"Good to know," you chuckle.
King crouched down to look you in the eye, and said, "I am concerned because everyone loves the fire festival, even I kind of like it. But you seem too eager to return to your room tonight, which isn't like you because you are normally more excited about parties than I am. Something must be bothering you, so spill it so we can party."
You sighed and told him about your problems with Yukimaru, even confiding in him about how Yukimaru had cornered you and ripped your shirt before last month's finance meeting.
"So the rumors are true, then," King muttered to himself, rubbing his chin and explaining, "I heard a few of the servants talking, one of them claimed Yukimaru was pursuing someone, who was rejecting his advances. Another servant claimed that when Yukimaru heard of this person's whereabouts, he'd always race there to meet them, even if they didn't want to see him. One of them even claimed that Yukimaru has a reputation for violence and coercion in the Red-Light District." He hummed for a moment, before turning to the Mary next to him and ordering her to tell Yukimaru to meet the two of you in his office.
"Why would you do that? I just told you I didn't want to see him!" You snap, outraged that he'd tell your stalker where you were.
"Unfortunately I can't kill him based on your word alone, so I'm setting a trap, now wait while I hide in the closet. When he comes and misbehaves, I'll stab him." King clarified, before tucking his wings behind him as he wedged himself into the wardrobe behind his desk.
Shortly after, you heard Yukimaru thundering down the hallway. Each footstep filled you with dread because the man terrified you. A moment later, the door slid open and Yukimaru self stepped inside. Yukimaru was a head shorter than King, and a great deal taller than you. He gave you a toothy grin, and said, "There you are, I've been looking for you. The Mary said King was here." Sauntering towards you, his sharp eyes devoured you.
"... He stepped out for a minute." You replied, trying to resist the urge to run for the door as Yukimaru plopped down on the couch beside you. Your will remained strong until he put his arm over your shoulders, without thinking you bolted for the door, only to be pinned down to the floor by the large man. "Where do you think you're going? I just got here, why don't we play together while we wait for your boss to come back?" Yukimaru trailed his fingertips along your shirt for a brief moment before his body was ripped away from yours with a swift kick from King. He pointed his sword at Yukimaru's chest and said, "Go enjoy your party while I deal with this trash."
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Frozen Stiff
Summary: Captured by the Frost Giants, your time on Jotunheim gets interesting.
Pairing: Jotun Loki x F. Reader
Warnings: Smut. 18+ ONLY. Minors DNI. Loss of virginity. Size kink. Somnophilia.
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You really did it this time. Your father instructed everyone stay in their homes this night. Loki, king of the Frost Giants had warned your father, King Erik, king of the elves that he would be coming through Alfheim. If anyone was caught outside, they would be considered an enemy, and taken prisoner.
Your fatherâs royal decree had went in one ear and out the other. You were considered a trouble maker. Not because of anything you had done consciously. Trouble seemed to follow wherever you went. You were so unlike your sister, the future queen of Alfheim, and no one let you forget that.
She was tucked away safely in her chambers with the door locked. Here you were, hiding in the bushes outside the palace. You wanted to get a good look at the Frost Giants. You had never seen one in person, and you didnât think the view from your chambers would do them any justice.
Loud footsteps echoed throughout the forest as they stomped through. The trees were shaking with each step they took, the force of their large bodies leaving holes in the ground where they walked. They were approaching quickly. You really should run back in the palace, but you were frozen. The first few Jotuns walk by and youâre stunned.
They are even bigger than you imagined. Then you see him, King Loki. He struts through and a wild thought comes to you. Heâs beautiful. You had always been taught that the Frost Giants were ugly beasts that would take misbehaving children in the night. They seemed nice enough. King Loki had even given your father warning before passing through. He and the last three giants walk passed you and you count the seconds before you can run back inside.
Woof
You look beside you terrified. Your sisterâs dog, Arnie, pants beside you, tail wagging.
Woof
He barks again. You grab him, trying your best to shush him. But itâs too late. Heâs gained their attention. They turn back around, looking toward the bushes you are hiding in. You sink lower to the ground, trying to shove your body under the bush. You close your eyes, hoping if you canât see them, they canât see you.
But their footsteps shake the ground as they come closer. âWhat have we here?â One of them growls, picking you up with one hand. âWe found a spy, your highness.â
âBring him to me.â King Loki demands. You squeak as you are dropped from one huge hand into another. You shiver, the temperature of his skin is colder than you could have imagined. âNot a he, but a she.â He says amused, as he looks closely at you.
âWhat are you doing out here, little mouse? I warned your king that we would take anyone we found outside prisoner.â You swallow, trying to seem braver than you felt. âMy father, King Erik, he did command the whole village to stay inside, your highness. I was simply curious and I wanted to see you for myself.â
Loki looks at you in the palm of his hand, amusement dancing on his features. âYour father, the king? So that makes you a princess? Are you the heir to the throne?â You shake your head. âNo, your highness, that would be my sister.â You introduce yourself hoping it will get you out of this situation.
âA princess for a prisoner. What an interesting day itâs turning out to be.â He sneers. âNo, wait!â You protest. He closes his hand around you, silencing you. When you arrive in Jotunheim, you are brought to a room with a giant bed, huge fluffy pillows, and a roaring fireplace. King Loki places you on the bed.
âThis isnât normally how I treat my prisoners, but you are still a princess. As long as you obey me, you may stay in this room and avoid the dungeon. You are free to walk around, and I will let everyone know that no harm is to come to you. Am I understood?â
âYyyyesssâ You stutter, you had been freezing the entire trip. You run to the fireplace, rubbing your hands together in an effort to get warm. Loki studies you, his red eyes lingering on your sheer nightgown. You really didnât plan on getting captured when you went out, so you didnât bother with putting on a proper dress.
You regret that decision now as his gaze lands on your breasts, heaving on your shaking form. He could see everything through the nightgown, and he was already looking, so you didnât bother with attempting to cover yourself. âIâll have someone make you proper clothing. In the meantime, there are extra blankets in the closet.â He walks out, leaving you with your thoughts.
Months had passed and you were settling into your new home. No one treated you like a prisoner, and you decided for once in your life to stay out of trouble. You had been given a job in the palace kitchen and you were making new friends. You were actually starting to like it here.
You giggle as your closest friend Marta, asks about your sex life. As a princess, you had to save yourself for whoever your father chose for you. You knew very little about the act itself. But Marta filled you in. She answered every question you had without judging you, and she even gave you some tips. The most shocking part was learning that a male might want to kiss you between your thighs. Marta told you there was nothing like it, so you couldnât help fantasizing about it the rest of the day. When you laid your head down to rest, your tried to think of more questions for Marta.
The door to your room squeaked open. King Loki walked in, shutting it behind him. He gently removed the blankets from your sleeping form. You were wearing the nightgown from the first night you met him. He reaches out, his long finger grazing your nipple. The chill from his skin causing it to harden under his touch. You sigh from his attention, but donât wake up. He carefully spreads your legs, laying down between them. His cold tongue meets your center, and you buck your hips toward him. He takes this as an invitation, long tongue lapping between your thighs.
You jump up, searching your room for him, but heâs not there. It was all a dream. You confide in Marta about it and she says it must be your conversation. It made its way into your subconscious. But you didnât talk to Marta about it the next night when you had it or the next night. Weeks had passed and still, you had the same dream every night. It made it awkward for you when you had to serve King Loki his meals.
âKing Loki has requested you serve his dessert in his chambers.â Marta told you, handing you the tray piled high with pastries, cakes, and fruit. You knock on his door, waiting for his instruction to enter. When he calls for you to come in, you bow to him. âMy king, Iâve brought your dessert.â Heâs propped up on his bed, gesturing for you to place it on a table by the window.
Heâs so big, he nearly takes up all the room on the large bed. His muscled blue form has been the object of your fantasies for a while now. âRemove your dress, and get on the bed.â He demands. You drop the metal tray on the table. âExcuse me, your highness. I must have misheard you.â
He pats the bed, âYou heard correctly, little mouse. I know you desire me. You dream of me every night. Iâm only rewarding your good behavior.â You fight the urge to pinch yourself. You must be dreaming. âHow did you know about that?â You manage to mumble. âI know all, little one. You can hide nothing from me.â
He beckons you with his thick finger. You do as he instructed, removing your dress and getting on the bed with him. He lifts you with one hand, hovering you above his face. âWha- what are you doing?â You stammer. âIâm having my dessert.â He quips placing you on his mouth. His long, cold tongue covers your center. You shiver from the chill. His velvety muscle curls beneath your clit, flicking it.
He treats you like a porcelain doll, holding you as if you might break. He could easily crush you without trying. You really were like his own personal doll. He enters your untouched flesh with his tongue, rocking you back and forth on it. Your small hands wrap around his fingers, trying to ground yourself. He drinks you like itâs water, the icy muscle tipping you over the edge, making your toes curl.
He suddenly tosses you on your back, his bulky form trapping you beneath him. He settles between your thighs. They start aching as he spreads them as wide as he can. Itâs still not wide enough to accommodate him. So he pushes your knees to your chest, his gigantic cock nudging your center.
The thought of ruining such a small, delicate woman driving him mad with lust. âIâll split you in half, little mouse. You would like that wouldnât you?â Your still dazed from your orgasm, so you only hum in response. âMy sweet princess is cock drunk and she hasnât had any cock yet.â You nod, reaching for him. âI am the first to touch you, correct?â Another hum to confirm.
You gasp when he dips a large finger inside you, curling it upwards. âI have to get you ready.â He explains. As he works his skilled finger inside you, you rock your hips, hungry for more. You whine as he removes his digit from you, but youâre not left wanting for long. He thrusts into you, and you scream. He stretches you, and you try to adjust to his size. You feel him bottom out and you wiggle to get more comfortable.
Tears fall down your cheeks, the stinging not subsiding. âMy poor princess. Iâm too much for her. Itâs only the tip, my sweet girl.â He gently traces the outline of his cock bulging in your stomach. Loki presses on it. âI can see myself protruding out of your stomach, little one. Do you know how feral that makes me? Such a small creature struggling to take the head of my cock.â
He tilts his hips, hitting that spot that makes you see stars. Goosebumps line your arms when you feel his breath on your ear. âYouâre doing so good for me, my little princess. You feel incredible. Iâll keep you forever, my little plaything.â You whimper at his words, a gush of arousal soaking him. He moans, looking at your fucked out expression. He wraps his enormous hand around your waist, thrusting you down on him, faster.
Loki roars as he releases inside you. He pulls out, spreading your now limp legs. âI want to see me dripping out of you.â He lowers his head, black tresses covering your stomach as his icy tongue laps at you once more. âWhat a delicious mess you made.â He coos.
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â§Ë ¡ . mk1 men with villain!reader [bubbles] Ë Âˇ .
tomas, kuai liang, bi han, raiden, liu kang, johnny cage, kung lao, syzoth, shang tsung
ââ intro. dialogues, fluff, spicy, crush!mk1 men, crush!reader, pet names, hurt/comfort, flirting, power play, 's all? ⢠came to my mind & I wanted to write but it's my first time to write this kind of work [intro. dialogues], so, take easy on me please. enjoy!
y/n: oh hi pretty boy! already missed me? tomas: what would I miss? you tried to rip my heart last time we met!
y/n: câmon tomas, be a good boy for me and maybe I will let you come and take a look up close. tomas: I prefer not to get so close y/n. I donât want to end up like the last time.
tomas: it's tragic to see you as an enemy of mine, y/n. I wish we met before all the bad things happened in your life. y/n: don't, tomas, don't give me hope of having someone who understands me truly.
kuai liang: donât play with me, y/n. y/n: what would you do? burn me alive? well, that kinda sounds sexy.
y/n: well well, it's good to see my favorite boy. kuai liang: favorite boy to kiss or kill?
kuai liang: you should join me y/n. together we can protect the earthrealm. y/n: itâs a bit sad how you chose to protect it when you can simply - burn it to the ground.
bi han: you were so much more fearful in my dreams. y/n: you dreamt about me? oh, so cute!
y/n: câmon ice boy, I bet you need someone to warm your bed. bi han: I take this as an invitation, y/n. are you so needy for me?
bi han: together we can reach the power we need. y/n: baby, I canât decide which version of you is sexier; evil or good boy. so, I would say; both.
liu kang: donât play with this timeline, y/n. keep still. be good for once. y/n: but where is the fun in that?!
liu kang: for what you have done, I should punish you. y/n: it sounds kind of hot when you say it like that fire god.
y/n: I bet you would look so good on your knees before me. liu kang: you always have a side that is hungry for power, aren't you, y/n?
raiden: I wish you were on our side, y/n. y/n: itâs not my way to be a gentle farmer boy. I like it rough.
y/n: oh, is that blush on your pretty face? raiden: donât even start again!
raiden: liu kang says we once were lovers - in previous timelines. y/n: you sound excited raiden. itâs a matter of time before we become one in this too.
johnny cage: oh, where have you come from? hell? because youâre burning like one! y/n: after this fight, I will not be the only one whoâs burning, cage.
y/n: no one can replace me, so, I can choose to play in your movie, johnny. johnny cage: really?! baby, you even deserve your own movie! with me, as your partner.
johnny cage: you have all villain types baby; power, rage, a bit of sexy energy. y/n: and you have everything to be thankful that I will go easy on you, star boy.
kung lao: you should be on our side, miss. y/n: itâs boring, but I can let you be on mine farmer boy.
y/n: I like your hat much more now. how about we make a good use of it? in bed. kung lao: oh, right? thank you for the - wait, what?!
kung lao: liu kang warned us about you; about how bloodthirsty you can be. y/n: you shouldn't worry too much cutie, I will be gentle with you.
y/n: can you really shape-shift into a human and a reptile? itâs fascinating! can I have a close look? syzoth: don't even think about it y/n. the last time's marks are still on my tail.
syzoth: why do you keep fighting with me? y/n: because I wanna see the beast inside you. itâs mesmerizing.
y/n: you should be my assistant instead of milenaâs. we can have so much fun together. syzoth: a voice in me says that the fun you refer to is not what I think it is.
y/n: donât think I am at your side shang tsung. itâs just business. shang tsung: such a shame my lady. we could have been a great couple.
shang tsung: I wonder what you looked like in previous timelines, darling. y/n: curiosity killed the cat, sorcerer. focus on me instead.
y/n: you know, I kinda like seeing you on your knees shang tsung. no one can even guess how pathetic youâre for me. shang tsung: I donât care my love. satisfying you is my priority.
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TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog
âAh, High General Winduâ, says Fox, pleasantly. âSo we meet again.â
High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though itâs getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. âIf I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?â
Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. Itâs hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. âI am willing to discuss terms.â A bridge will do just fine.
Impossibly, the High Generalâs eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. âA compromise, then, esteemed Commander.â And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.
âWHATâ, says Kote, calmly, âTHE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.â
âYouâll short out your helmet micâ, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. Heâd just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.
High General Winduâs face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.
Because the Galaxy doesnât hate Fox enough already and Cody wasnât enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. âIf you try that again, dickheadâ, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, âIâm going to resurrect you and then kill you again.â
âAh, Wolffeâ, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, âRemember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?â
Wolffeâs eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why thatâs a bad idea. âI feelâ, his oriâvod presses out between clenched teeth, âthat if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, Iâm going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.â
âThatâs fairâ, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.
âExcuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see whatâs so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solveâ, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and oriâvode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion thatâs quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalkerâs back like heâs a race-Eopie, which is Foxâ only consolation.
He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Councilâs chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatineâs unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-
Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.
Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, heâd said. Youâre kriffing serious.
Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, youâll have to catch me first!
And catch him, High General Windu sure did.
âThe will of the Force this isâ, Yoda interrupts Foxâ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. âShake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.â
âThatâd be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last oneâ, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesnât bother with either that or the green goblinâs cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.
âAlright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, Iâm firing all the Jedi. No offense, but youâre kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellorâs office, Iâm calling Dooku to let him know the warâs off. And please get me Judicial, theyâll be up all night working on my datafolders - Iâm having the Senate arrested.â
âWho - is - arresting - â, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where heâs just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.
Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile thatâs all teeth. âThe Senateâ, he says, sweetly, wondering if heâs just imagined the shiver thatâs gone through the room. âIâm suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.â
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#sw tcw fic idea#look fox has been planning this coup for a while okay he just needed to adjust and get over the initial reaction of Fuck No#if theyâre sentient enough for their signatures to have authoritative quality on military reports and to be promoted to chancellor on a#technicality then theyâre sentient enough for everything to be victims of systemic oppression and abuse#fox still does not want this position and will yeet it the literal second bail organa isnât watching his step religiously#a custody battle ensues between Corries and GAR oriâvode for who grts to tackle him (affectionate)#it is solved by getting a bigger room so they can all do it at once#thorn makes a point of jamming his elbow in some soft places. cody and co are disgruntled but accepting of this#he has a bit of a point admittedly and wolffe has to promise not to threaten murder again#plo makes him go to another Effective Interpersonal Communication Seminar (itâs the fifth that year)#anakin is initially outraged on padmeâs behalf but she could literally not be happier#fully supportive of being arrested in the name of Foxâ Good#we can still do book club though right she asks. visiting hours donât apply to chancellor probably#fox shrugs. itâs his next act as chancellor#count dooku: live slug reaction#the systemic issues fuelling the war cannot be solved with a phone call but in absence of someone with two braincells to rub together#the whole thing loses steam and strategy steadily#look it was always a sham that house of cards of a republic/confederacy was waiting to be blown over by literally any light breeze#general grievous implodes from pure rage. legend has it his last word was KENOBAAYYYYY. wipes away tear#thorn laughs so hard when he hears all this he cracks a rib#another day another post of utter nonsense#ponds makes sure to give his foxâika a hug as soon as heâs floated down bcs ponds is the best#which is why he didnât get it in the last ficlet for anyone wondering#the only functional one#much like mace windu
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"DEATH COMES RIPPING" - SPOOKY ISSUE
'THE BLACK PARADE, THE TRIUMPHANT NEW ALBUM BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAY HAVE A TRAGIC STORYLINE, BUT IT'S NOTHING COMPARED WITH WHAT THE BANDMATES ENDURED TO BRING THE DISC TO LIGHT
PHOTOS BY JON WIEDERHORN PHOTOS BY JUSTIN BORUCKI
STANDING ON A BALCONY nine floors above the teeming streets of New York, Gerard Way overlooks the city in which My Chemical Romance began assembling their ambitious new album, The Black Parade. The newly peroxide- blond frontman takes a deep drag from a cigarette and exhales with a sigh. He knows he shouldn't smoke, but it's his only remaining vice.
"If I hadn't been sober, I think The Black Parade surely would have killed me," says Gerard, who climbed on the wagon in 2004. "We were going insane the whole time, and I had to cling to my sobriety to stay even a little lucid. The album became like this beast that was consuming us."
Following up a release as successful as 2004's Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, which sold 1.4 million copies in the U.S. alone, is never an easy task. And the various scares the band experienced as they worked on the new record-drummer Bob Bryar had a near-fatal staph infection, Gerard seriously injured his foot, and some restless spirits at the studio where they recorded kept them all on edge-did not help matters. And neither
did MCR's decision to make The Black Parade (Reprise) a concept disc. Together, Gerard and his bandmates-Bryar, guitarists Frank lero and Ray Toro, and bassist Mikey Way (Gerard's younger brother)-decided to craft a record about a dying young man who is visited by a cast of strange characters that help him examine his short life.
But diving into the conceptual deep end proved well worth the hassle. The Black Parade is not only MCR's most realized offering; it's also one of the most eclectic, enjoyable rock records of the year. One listen to tracks
like "House of Wolves," "The Sharpest Lives," and "Dead!" makes it clear that My Chemical Romance can still rip a good metallic punk tune. But the bandmates are now equally influenced by epic albums like Pink Floyd's The Wall, David Bowie's The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, and Queen's A Night at the Opera.
"A lot of bands from the scene we came from try to strip down their music to 'keep it real," Gerard notes. "But the real you is what you've always had inside you and what you strive to be. So when we started compiling the material we had written, we were like, You know what? This has to be a huge, theatrical record."
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE started working on ideas for The Black Parade in the back of the bus while on 2005's Warped Tour, after which they flew to New York and rented a rehearsal space for two months. And that's when things started to get weird.
"I was living in Queens, and I had to commute on the subway every day," Gerard says. "I was suddenly very scared and paranoid. I felt more like an outsider than I ever had, and I had no confidence, which is bad when you're trying to work on a record. And I had no anonymity because there were a lot of teenagers on the train." In reaction to the young fans he encountered on the underground,
Gerard wrote "Teenagers," a T. Rex-style romp with the chorus line, "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me." "The song came directly from commuting when school let out and being so terrified of them," the singer says. "I was like, Wait a minute. These are the same people that listen to our band. Why am I scared? And I realized it was because they're scared, too. Teenagers are made to feel like they can only solve their problems with violence. They lash out at each other in a really volatile way." After several months experiencing the joys of mass transit, MCR had completed only a handful of songs and felt like a change of scenery (and climate) might do them some good. "I couldn't keep working in New York," says Gerard. "We wanted isolation."
id: Gerard leads the way to what will likely be the band's second platinum record
So the group relocated to Paramour Mansion, outside of L.A. Nestled high in the hills, the deluxe estate overlooks the trendy Silver Lake area and boasts spacious rooms, a gorgeous pool, lush gardens, a state-of-the-art recording facility-and a few special guests.
"The place is definitely haunted," Gerard says. "Doors would slam, and the faucets would turn on. You'd get a bath drawn for you of freezing-cold water in your room, and you wouldn't know why." As unnerving as its mischievous spirits could be, the Paramour was also inspiring, and contributed to the haunting vibe of songs like "The End" and "This Is How I Disappear." More important, it led Gerard to come up with the bleak, surreal concept for the record. "I would have these night terrors, where it would feel like someone was choking me, and my heart would stop and I would stop breathing," he says. "I would wake up in the middle of the night and write these notes to myself, and one of them read, 'We are all just a black parade.' So I started thinking about how this band is kind of a black parade, like a funeral-procession rock thing. And I used that idea to piece together this story about the idea that when you die, death comes for you however you want." Gerard molded his concept into a narrative about a character he dubbed the Patient, whose strongest memory from childhood is of his father taking him to the city to see a parade. Two songs into the album, he dies, and the black parade comes for him.
"During the rest of the story, he meets this entity of death and all these characters, like Mama, who represents anyone who's ever lost their son in a war," Gerard explains. "It's almost like these Canterbury Tales, where he goes along on this journey, and at the end he decides whether he wants to live or die." With the concept in place, My Chem made the songs as sweeping and theatrical as Gerard's lyrics. They accomplished this, in part, by combing through their own eclectic record collections and pulling choice elements that would set them even further apart from other melodic punk bands.
The first two minutes of "Welcome to the Black Parade" stemmed from Gerard's love for Broadway musicals, the horns in "Dead!" came from Mikey's interest in Blur and Britpop, and the jaunty feel of "Mama" was informed by Tom Waits and Nick Cave. But the most poignant moment on the record, "Cancer," was (unlike its morbid moniker) something of a pleasant surprise. "I was very upset about something in my personal life, and that's when that song came out," Gerard says. "It was really spontaneous, and it was recorded pretty much live with Rob [Cavallo, the record's producer] on the piano and me in the vocal booth. Then we added layers of drums, which gave it a certain urgency. It's the song I'm most proud of because it was the most pure emotion we've ever captured, and it gets such an immediate response. You can't shake what the song is about."
As the CD approached completion, some members of the band began to show signs of nervous exhaustion. The group was scheduled to fly to England to play the Reading Festival, and as the date grew near, Toro, who has a fear of flying, got noticeably agitated. Then, after the band tracked "Welcome to the Black Parade," which was originally called "The Five of Us Are Dying," the guitarist lost it.
"I thought I had this premonition," Toro explains. "I was flipping through the TV channels, and on the news. there would be something about a plane crash, and every time I woke up in the morning, the clock would say 9:11. I was playing Tomb Raider the night before the flight, and on the level I ended up at, there was this whole flashback to a plane crash. So right before the flight I was like, 'That's it. I'm not flying."
Despite his misgivings, Toro boarded the plane, and when My Chemical Romance returned to L.A. (all of them still very much alive, thank you very much), The Black Parade was completed without further incident. Listening back to the record, the band members were in awe of what they had achieved and eager to share it with their fans. "There was a real confidence that came to us," Gerard explains. "Having survived it, we felt like we were changed forever. I feel different as a performer now, and I think we really finally discovered who we were as a band." But just because MCR were done with the record didn't mean that it was done with them. About a month later, the band was shooting a video for "Famous Last Words" with director Samuel Bayer (Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins) on a set featuring walls of flame, when-seized by the moment-lero grabbed Gerard's throat from behind and wrestled him to the ground. The singer rolled one way; his foot went the other. "It bent completely backwards, and I heard a crack and felt this agonizing pain," Gerard recalls. "I tore all the ligaments in my foot, but I got up and continued to perform." "I didn't know what I was doing," says lero, shaking his head. "I wasn't trying to hurt him. I felt awful. I still do." Gerard's injury was serious, and he still walks with a cane, but it paled in comparison to what happened to Bryar. At the end of the shoot, the pyro was so intense, the drummer could feel his leg burning, but he stuck it out for the rest of the song. By then, he had a nasty third-degree burn. And the misfortune didn't stop there. Bryar didn't take his antibiotics regularly, and he failed to keep the wound clean. By the time the band got back from a brief tour of Japan, the burn was severely infected. Then Bryar's face swelled up and, after doing the MTV Video Music Awards preshow telecast and a special club show, stumbled into a hospital emergency room in intense pain. "I thought I'd be there for 10 minutes, but as soon as they saw me, they got all serious and gave me an IV and said they had to do a CAT scan," recalls Bryar."They did all these blood tests and kept me there for 14 hours." Doctors discovered that Bryar's leg infection had spread to his blood and caused an abscess in his face that was creeping dangerously close to his brain. If it had been left untreated for another two days, he could have died. "The whole thing was such a nightmare," Bryar says. "This doctor stuck my cheek with a needle about six inches long and the width of an IV tube. Then he went in and out of the inside of my mouth with the needle about 10 times. Fortunately, the treatment worked, and Bryar left the hospital three days later. With tragedy averted, My Chem are now focusing on touring for The Black Parade. They'll be in Europe for most of November, and when they get back at the end of year, they'll start rehearsing for a U.S. arena tour that starts in February. "We want to put on a full show with props and staging like The Wall," Gerard says. And MCR plan to keep the Patient alive long after they're done touring for the CD. "I would love to see the story turned into a play or a musical, and it could easily be a movie," enthuses Gerard. "Making this record, we cut ourselves open every day, pulled out every organ, and lay them on a table so it would be something we're completely happy with. We want The Black Parade to exist for a long time." "The whole hole thing nightmare. This doctor stuck my cheek with a needle about six inches long and the width of an IV tube." -BOB BRYAR
"I felt more like an outsider than I ever had, and I had no confidence, which is bad when you're trying work on a record."
-GERARD WAY
12/2006 revolver - mcrhollywood on flickr
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Fit for a Queen
Stand-alone Charles Leclerc x Reader / Lewis Hamilton x Reader / Toto Wolff x Reader / Max Verstappen x Reader
Summary: all the ways that you partner loves to spoil you (a compilation of unrelated stories)
Charles Leclerc: His and Hers
Youâre parked by the side of a winding road, smoke pouring out from the hood of your old car. As you curse the bad timing, your phone lights up. Itâs a call from your boyfriend.
âHey mon ange, I saw on the tracker that youâve stopped. Everything alright?â
You sigh, âNot really. My car has decided to give up on life. Iâm stranded.â
Thereâs a brief pause. âWhere are you?â
âI was driving back from that little cafe we love in Nice.â
âIâm on my way. Wait for me,â Charles says and before you can protest the line goes dead.
True to his word, in less than twenty minutes, a sleek black Ferrari pulls up in front of you. The window rolls down to reveal Charlesâ concerned face. âNeed a ride?â He teases.
You laugh, your worries momentarily forgotten. âAlways showing off, arenât you?â
He grins, âGet in.â
Over the next few days, he insists you borrow his Ferrari. âIt suits you,â he often remarks with a wink. Every morning, youâre met with the thrill of driving that beast, the roar of the engine, the luxury of the leather seats, the admiring and envious looks from strangers.
Itâs heady.
One evening, after a particularly long day, you return home to find Charles waiting for you in the garage. Parked next to his car is a red Ferrari 488 Pista, a striking stripe in the colors of your home countryâs flag running down the middle.
âWhatâs this?â You ask, your heart racing.
âFor you,â he replies with a smile. âFigured you needed an upgrade.â
Youâre stunned. âCharles ... this is too much.â
He steps closer, wrapping an arm around your waist. âNothing is too much for you. I love seeing the way your eyes light up when you drive. I wanted to give you that every day.â
Your eyes tear up, overwhelmed. âThank you, mon amour.â
He pulls you in, his lips capturing yours as he presses you against the Ferrari. âHow about we take it for a spin?â He murmurs against your lips. âAnd maybe ... christen the new car?â
A playful smirk tugs at your lips as you nod in agreement, âI can think of a few ways to show you how much I appreciate the gift.â
Lewis Hamilton: Knight in Shining Armor
âWhat do you mean theyâre foreclosing?â Your voice trembles as you pace the living room of your boyfriendâs penthouse.
âIâm so sorry, my darling. We tried to keep up with the payments but after your fatherâs medical bills ... it just became too much.â Your motherâs voice is heavy with guilt and despair.
Tears sting your eyes. âWeâll figure something out. I promise.â You end the call, sliding down the wall to sit on the marble floor, overwhelmed.
A discreet cough interrupts your thoughts and you glance up to find Lewis standing in the doorway, looking concerned. You didnât even see him come in. How much did he hear?
âBabe, are you okay?â He asks softly, approaching you.
You wipe away your tears, attempting to put on a brave face. âItâs just family stuff. Iâll handle it.â
Lewis crouches down in front of you, his fingers gently tilting your chin up. âTalk to me.â
Taking a deep breath, you explain, âMy familyâs house ... the bank is foreclosing on it. Itâs the home I grew up in, Lew. All those memories ...â
He pulls you into his arms as you break down again despite your best efforts, âIâm so sorry.â
A few days pass and youâre doing your best to focus on finding a solution when Lewis calls you into his office. The floor-to-ceiling windows overlook Port Hercules but you barely notice, still lost in your churning thoughts. A series of documents are spread out on the desk.
âWhatâs all this?â You ask, curiosity piqued.
âJust take a look,â Lewis urges with a gentle smile.
You start reading and realization hits. The paperwork states that the mortgage on your familyâs home has been fully paid off. You look up at Lewis, incredulous. âDid you ...â
He shrugs modestly, âI overheard your phone call. How could I not help? That house means the world to you. And all it took was a few phone calls to make sure your family could keep it.â
Youâre speechless, tears of gratitude spilling over. âLew, this is ... I canât believe you did this for me.â
He reaches out, tucking a stray hair behind your ear. âI love spoiling you but itâs not just about luxury trips or designer clothes. Itâs about making sure you and your family are safe and happy. Knowing Iâm the reason for the smile on your face ⌠thatâs the best gift I could ever ask for in return.â
You hug him tight, overwhelmed by his gesture, and bury your face in his neck. âThank you. This means more than words can express.â
He kisses your forehead. âAnything for you, love.â
Toto Wolff: Still Bejeweled
The ornate chandeliers of the luxurious Parisian boutique cast reflections from the exquisite jewelry on display. Totoâs hand rests lightly on the small of your back as you peruse the selection, clearly lost in the artistry of each piece.
âThat will look stunning on you,â Toto observes as you admire a necklace with delicate diamonds cascading down, each gleaming brighter than the last.
You laugh, âI havenât even tried it on yet.â
His confident smirk remains. âDoesnât matter. I can tell.â
On impulse, you ask the sales associate to let you try it on. As it settles around your neck, you canât help but be mesmerized by its beauty.
Toto steps closer, appreciating the way it lays against your skin. âItâs perfect. Letâs take it.â
You feel a flutter of excitement but reality sets in. âHow much is it?â
Toto immediately interjects, âIt doesn't matter, weâllââ
ââŹ290,000. From the Pluie de Cartier collection,â the sales associate replies with a practiced smile.
Your heart sinks. Itâs astronomical. You gently take the necklace off. âItâs beautiful but not for me.â
Toto looks at you, eyes filled with an earnest plea. âLet me get it for you.â
You shake your head firmly, âNo, Toto. Itâs too way much.â
He sighs, a mix of frustration and understanding. âYouâre worth every penny and more.â
You smile, touched by his words. âI appreciate it but Iâm just not comfortable with you spending that much money on me.â
He nods, respecting your wishes, but the disappointment in his eyes is evident. After browsing a bit more, the two of you make your way out of the store, the necklace you both fell in love with left behind.
Life with Toto is a whirlwind of races, galas, and stolen intimate moments. The necklace, though unforgettable, fades to the back of your mind.
One evening, after a particularly lovely dinner, Toto guides you to the master bedroom you both share. The city lights outside cast a gentle glow and at the foot of your bed is a small red box.
Curious, you open the embellished leather to find the same necklace you had admired weeks ago. Tears spring to your eyes as you spin around to face your partner.
âYou didnât âŚâ
Toto kneels before you as your shaky legs collapse backwards to sit on the bed. âI know you said you didnât want it. But every time I saw it, I imagined it on you. I saw the glimmer in your eyes when you tried it on. Itâs where it belongs.â
You shiver as he takes the necklace from your hands and gently puts it around your neck, his fingers tracing your skin as he locks the clasps together. âToto, I ... thank you.â
He smiles, placing a tender kiss on your lips. âI just want you to have everything your heart desires.â
You lean into his embrace, the feeling of truly being cherished sending warmth through your whole body. âI already do.â
Max Verstappen: Jet Setters
Youâre reclined on the couch, leafing through a magazine with one hand while petting Sassy with the other, when a sudden craving strikes. That gelato from Milan, the one you have whenever you are there with Max for the Italian Grand Prix. The mere thought has your mouth watering.
Seeing your restless expression, Max puts down his tablet and raises an eyebrow. âYou alright, schatje?â
You sigh dramatically, cradling your pregnant belly. âIâm craving that gelato we had in Milan. Nothing else will do.â
He chuckles, âAre you serious?â
You nod, trying to suppress a smile. âVery.â
Without missing a beat, Max picks up his phone. âAlright. Milan it is, then.â
You laugh, thinking heâs joking, but within hours, youâre aboard a private jet, Milan-bound. The luxurious interior, plush seats, and array of gourmet snacks would be the highlight for most but your mind is firmly stuck on that gelato.
As the jet descends, the sprawling Lombard countryside greets you. Max holds your hand, his thumb rubbing gentle circles on your skin. âAnything for my girls,â he promises, placing a kiss on your forehead and then your belly.
The car waiting for you outside speeds through the crowded streets, bringing you to the familiar storefront in Centro Storico. The owner, recognizing you both, greets you with a wide smile and hands over multiple coolers filled with your favorite flavor that Max called ahead for.
Back on the jet, Milan a fading dot in the distance, you sit contentedly savoring each spoonful as Max watches with a tender smile on his face.
âYou could have had any gelato in the world and you chose this one,â he teases.
You grin, âJust like I chose you.â
He leans in, capturing your lips in a sweet kiss. âAnd I would fly with you to the ends of the earth just to keep that smile on your face.â
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GIYUU TOMIOKA NSFW HEADCANONS
I might revise Rengoku's after this one, but for now, enjoy my horny HCs for our favorite emotionally-constipated Pillar!
CW: explicit sexual content ⢠MDNI ⢠creampies ⢠mild corruption kink ⢠mean dom!Giyuu and whimpering sub!Giyuu
シ˳ . â .ËłâşâË âシ˳ . â .ËłâşâË âシ˳ . â .ËłâşâË â
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES
Giyuu has a very faint happy trail that begins right below his navel; but donât be fooled â it leads to an absolute jungle below his beltÂ
If it bothers you, he will trim it down, but if you donât say anything, heâll just leave it. Truthfully, Giyuu is a big fan of grinding into you (he LOVES the mess you make against his groin), so the friction his hair helps create against your clit is certainly worth the stray pube that may find its way into your mouth from time to time while he fucks your throat.Â
Onto his dick:
Listen
I know we all know the truth about quiet boys â and Giyuu is so very quietÂ
Heâs hung like a mf horse
Heâs not particularly girthy (though donât get me wrong â heâs got well enough to satisfy), but he is long. Even flaccid, it swings between his legs. Heâs about 7.5-8 inches when hard, and it sticks straight out. Itâs slightly pink in color, and he has a very pretty tip that you just love to suckle on (he whimpers when you do). He has one prominent vein on the underside of his cock, and if you run your tongue against it, he WILL be shooting his load onto your face/down your throat.Â
As for his cum, I envision it to be a bit on the thinner side in consistency, slightly sweet, and he cums a LOT. He usually rolls his balls around while heâs cumming to make sure he gets it all out --and into you.
FOREPLAY
Giyuu is admittedly not as experienced with foreplay at first, but heâs committed to making you feel good, so, heâs going to learn and heâs going to learn fast.Â
I HC that he has really long, delicate fingers and the man knows how to put them to WORK.
You see, Giyuu has never been one to intentionally push another personâs buttons (always doing so accidentally), but with you???
Oh baby, those fingers are searching to press every one of yours.Â
Truthfully, you could fuck yourself on his hand all day and youâd be satisfied (and in fact, you do). He found your g-spot completely on accident while fingering you, simply by curling his fingers.Â
Giyuu also enjoys going down on you, because heâs fascinated at the way you fall apart beneath his tongue.
He takes his time exploring your core, curious as to what makes you gasp and writhe, as well as what makes you moan and scream.
The first time you cum in his mouth, you have to quite literally pull him off you, because that first taste unleashed a beast within him and he will not stop licking and sucking and fucking you with his tongue until youâre sobbing with overstimulationÂ
HOW HE FUCKS YOU
Whether he's a sub or a dom really depends on his mood. If he's returning from a mission, he wants to be taken care of (read: he wants you to ride him until he goes cross-eyed). But if it's you returning, be prepared for him to break furniture with how hard he's fucking you -- as if you need to be reminded of who's waiting for you to return home.
When Giyuu subs...
WHIMPERER MAX 5000
I mean itâs almost pathetic how needy this man gets for you while youâre on top, bouncing along the thick length of him like your life depends on itÂ
Expect to have some bruises on your hips from how hard heâs gripping you. Eventually, he gets so desperate that heâs lifting you up and down his cock too, thrusting helplessly up into you without rhythm. Heâs just desperately chasing his own release, too drunk at the way your dripping heat constricts around him to the point that he sees stars.
Heâs begging you to let him cum, and truthfully, you almost feel bad that you keep slowing down, choosing to rock slowly against him instead of continuing the relentless push and pull of your hips that you know gets him panting. Almost.Â
When Giyuu doms, however...
When heâs on top though, get ready. Giyuu is relentless and can get downright mean.Â
Honestly, you shouldn't be surprised. He spends so much time bottling up his emotions that they're bound to explode out of him at some point. Lucky for you that they happen to be exploding out of him and into you, with the way he has you bent over like his own personal cum dump as he ruthlessly takes out every pint of frustration he's kept locked up on your poor, aching cunt.
Heâs pulling your hair, running his nails down your skin, and forcing you to say whose name is forever painted on your walls as his drips from your folds. Heâs particularly fond of shoving your head down against the futon as he takes you roughly from behind. Heâs not satisfied until youâre crying.Â
Oh and if youâve been teasing him while out in public (particularly if youâre in the Corps)?? RIP to your pussy bc heâs about to slay it.
Not many people were aware of your relationship with the Water Pillar, but that was out of mutual agreement between you both. However, a few of your comrades had noticed a rather telling mark on your throat while you were being treated for a wound, and while you were able to avoid confessing the identity of your lover, you hadnât been able to skirt the fact that you, indeed, had one.Â
âWhat was it like?â A fellow Kinoe named Ayane asked you, a blush spreading across her cheeks.Â
You could hardly meet her eyes as you mumbled, âIt was nice.â
If youâd known the Water Pillar had been lurking nearby, ears carefully listening for your response, you perhaps would have been a little more careful with your words â but truthfully, you were flustered and a tad embarrassed, and so youâd answered her rather dismissively.Â
Giyuu, it appeared, hadnât been amused by your assessment; not when his hand had shot out from the dark cover of the trees to snag around your wrist, yanking you into the shadows.Â
âTell me, Y/N,â he growled in your ear, pressing you harder against the bark of the tree as he drove into you. âDoes this feel-fucking-nice?â He punctuated the last three words with corresponding, pointed, sharp thrusts.
Your hands shot out to grip the rough wood to steady yourself as you whimpered, though the sound was drowned out by that of Giyuuâs hips slapping forcefully into your backside as he pumped into you with vigor.Â
The Water Pillarâs teeth sank into the juncture between your neck and shoulder, the sting serving as your warning. âI asked you a question.âÂ
âGiyuu â ah â someone is going to see us,â You cried, though your protests were weakened by the way your hips ground back against him, desperate for release.Â
Giyuuâs hand wound around your middle and dipped down to between your legs, skilled fingers circling your aching clit. âNot if you keep quiet and come when I say.â
His other hand had to clap around your mouth as his hips drilled into you, his fingers sliding between your lips to choke off the whine of his name as your cunt began to seize around him, begging to be filled by his cum, desperate to feel it leaking out of you as he sent you on your way.Â
âIâll show you fuckinâ nice,â he promised, and the Water Pillar wrenched you away from the base of the tree to bend you over before him.Â
KINK-O-CLOCK
hear me out: I think this man has a virginity kinkÂ
like he wants to TAKE your virginityÂ
If youâre not a virgin, dw, heâs still obsessed with youÂ
this is just like an added bonus for him â the idea that heâs the one whoâs going to turn you into a whimpering, crying mess, that youâll fall apart around his cock gets him incredibly excited. Especially because he plans on being the only man to touch you like this. It might translate into a greater corruption kink, but it goes both ways â he loves the idea of reducing you to a lustful, needy mess just as much as he loves the fact you do the same thing to him
big-time praise kink â he loves hearing you sing his praises, even if he gets extremely shy while you do it. He so rarely hears any form of praise or gratitude, so when you give it to him (both in bed and out of it), it means the world to himÂ
EDGING â especially if heâs been away for an extended period of time. Youâre overjoyed when he comes home, but youâre also steadily preparing yourself for a long-ass night. Giyuu isnât one to rush things already, but if itâs been a week or so since heâs last been inside of you, you better prepare yourself for a loooooonnng night ahead of you. He will bring you right up to the cusp of your orgasm before pulling off/out/removing himself, leaving you to clench around nothing. He will do this several times before finally, finally, letting you cum.Â
creampies on creampies on creampies
Tbh he could give Sanemi a run for his money on this one (and his job at the Hostess donut filling plant)
The man is obsessed with his cum being in you. Heâs not satisfied until itâs leaking out of you, and youâre laying on your back, knees against your chest, unable to do anything but hum in contentment because youâre so full of him. He will watch it trickle out of you, and then shove his still-hard cock right back in to give you one more load because fuck you look so sexy when youâre leaking him. Â
bestie how do you think babies are madeÂ
But if heâs not cumming inside of you, he is fascinated with cumming on your tits/face. The sight of his pearly seed covering your skin as you swipe your fingers through it, happily licking it from your hands is 100% guaranteed to make him rock-hard again
He always needs to be touching you in some way, but he especially loves holding onto your waist while plunging deep into you. It doesnât matter if heâs on the bottom or the top â he just needs to hold you.
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Love Thy Enemy
Summary; Y/N Atreides had always been a stranger to the entire galaxy, her bed wasnât her bed, her home wasnât her home due to the fact that she was sent to accompany and be sisters with Irulan. She had limited access to her actual family and over the years they grew distant. She thought she would be like Reverend Mother, alone, yet powerful, and soon she would realize that there was no need of being alone when a wild creature had his eyes on her for a long time.
A/N; Couldn't wait, I had to post it lol. I hope you'll like it. Sorry for any typos. TAG LIST IS OPEN!!!!!! (Reader has a lover and Feyd's going to find out lol đđđ) Don't forget to leave a comment.
Warnings; None. Female Bene Gesserit Reader x Feyd-Rautha, enemies to lovers! reader is reffered to as she/her.
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Chapter 3
Chapter Two ââForciblesââ
The boy with pure eyes had grown into a tall muscular man with menace in his orbits. ââMay I?ââ he asked not leaving his gaze from Pyramus, it wasnât a request, it was an order and Pyramus who was coming from a small house couldnât say no. Without a word he let go of Y/N, she felt empty. She was about to object, maybe excuse herself to rest but Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen acted quickly, like a snake he placed his hand on the small of her back and held her hand, she had no choice but to place her hand on his tense shoulder. His eyes so blue, ââHow long has it been?ââ he asked, his boy voice was gone and classical Harkonnen tone made its home. Manly. ââI truly donât remember.ââ She replied with a flat tone, couldnât do anything but let him lead the dance. It had been only a minute and Y/N had every information she needed;
Predator
Dominant
Show off
His grip was strong, maybe he was sending a clear message to other houses. Y/N didnât want to care but her Bene Gesserit training made it impossible not to care. ââYou wound me.ââ He mocked. He was much taller than Pyramus. She had to look up to meet his icy blue gaze. Y/N noticed the looks they got, a Harkonnen is dancing with an AtreidesâŚ. Outrageous.
ââI see you become a witch like your mother.ââ His tongue was a whip, was he trying to get a reaction out of her?
ââIâve heard you become a beast.ââ She was quick to answer, she felt the grip on her back tightened. Did she stroke a nerve? Good.
ââIf we were in Giedi Prime I would have your tongue.ââ He was amused and it made her more angry, ââProves my point.ââ
She noticed Irulan and Paulâs questioning look, they seemed shocked and concerned for Y/N. She gave them a small smile.
She felt like a black cobra snake swallowing her whole, Feyd-Rautha made sure to press her close to him, he wasnât gentle like Pyramus, she looked but couldnât see him, ââLooking for someone?ââ he sounded annoyed, Y/N heard how his mood changes quickly and she didnât have time for an ugly scene. ââMy friends. I assume youâre not familiar with the concept.ââ She thought maybe detesting Harkonnens were genetic. Feyd laughed hard which attracted stares around them, they were mostly concerned for Y/N Atreides. Up close, for a split second she saw that innocent boy but he disappeared.
The music ended and she excused herself, before she left Na-Baron grabbed her wrist, she turned in shock, what was he doing? He leaned and pressed a kiss on the back of her hand, the kiss felt so soft she couldnât believe it was coming from Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen. She bowed in courtesy and got away from his grip, she could feel his icy blue orbits on her back, stabbing her.
Irulan came to chat with her, ââWhat was that about?ââ Irulan didnât want to attract any unwanted attention but she wasnât the only one who witnessed that. ââWhat do you mean?ââ Y/N asked drinking her champagne, cold liquid made her more relaxed, ââFeyd-Rautha ate you with his eyes.ââ Irulan signed with her hands, didnât want pointy ears to hear. ââHe is an intense man. Thatâs all.ââ She signed back.
The night was too long for Y/Nâs liking. Since she was a lady she had to stand by her family and talk to other houses about spice, politics, etc. She needed some air.
Y/N chose a balcony at the back, front ones were occupied, she inhaled deeply, her hands on the stone railings, ââHere you are.ââ Pyramusâs soft voice made her calm. They hugged, he immediately tried to kiss her but Y/N had to be careful, she moved her head and Pyramusâs thin lips landed on her cheek. He huffed in annoyance, ââHow long we have to hide in the shadows?ââ he loved to whine. ââSoon I shall tell my family.ââ Y/N kept mustering up her courage and loosing it the last minute. It wasnât going to be easy. Pyramus held her hands, ââBe mine, they canât say anything then.ââ
ââIâm already yours.ââ She was confused,
ââBe mine⌠fully.ââ His dark eyes looking for answers. ââOh,ââ Y/N understood. ââI donât know. We should head back.ââ She changed the topic. Before she could leave Pyramus didnât let go of her hands, ââThink about it, please.ââ
Y/N Atreides could hear the whispers; ââDid you see?ââ
ââPoor girl.ââ
ââThey seemed a perfect match, how odd.ââ
ââNa-Baron seems interestedâŚââ
She only held her head high, pretended like she was deaf. Long night came to an end, she felt so tired running from unwanted company, the Harkonnen boy. Her father had to talk to them, Y/N managed to ignore them.
Tossing and turning in her bed with questions in her busy mind she bolted to her feet. The palace was quiet, guests were fast asleep. Y/N wanted to talk to someone, someone who would understand.. she wore her white satin robe and left her bed chamber. Her family were staying at the guest wing, she knew Paul would be awake. Her footsteps echoed in the empty halls, glowglobes were on the walls, giving a dim light to the corridors, her Bene Gesserit training made her stop, someone was following her, she calmed her mind.
ââWhy so hasty?ââ a rough voice echoed behind her back. She turned to face the owner of the voice. Feyd-Rautha.
ââI could ask you the same thing, my Na-Baron.ââ Her heart beat got faster as he approached hands in his back. His manner was predatory, observing his prey. His tunic was thin and loose, ââWhy are you wandering so late at night, little dove?ââ pet name made her blood rise but she had to keep her calm. ââI donât see why it is-ââ he was circling her now, ââyour business.ââ Feyd came to stop in front of her which made her look up to meet his eyes. He liked having the height advantage, he could sense her fear, so delicious. ââWitches and their secretsâŚââ he leaned and whispered to her face, his breath hot. Y/N wanted to run away and hide from him but something in her told her that no matter what he would find her.
ââIâm good at revealing secrets.ââ His left hand rose, his forefinger tracing her arm covered in satin, both of them felt the electricity. His eyes travelled on her chest and find their place on her eyes again. ââHow is Pyramus?ââ
Y/N had to be extremely careful, or her houseâs honor could be at stake. ââI donât know what youâre talking about Na-baron.ââ Her tone flat yet Feyd noticed her posture change. As if she was going into a trial by combat. Deep down he wondered how would it feel to be loved like this, he could feel the rise of jealousy⌠a member of an insignificant house could achieve her love so easily? No. he would not allow it. A sinister plan ran in his dark mind.
She wanted to wipe that arrogant smile on his face, ââI shall bid you good night.ââ With that she headed back to her room. Whenever she wanted to open up about Pyramus something would stop herâŚ
When the morning came with its shiny sun and fresh smell of flowers she was having breakfast with her family. Padishah Emperor Shaddam made majority of the house leave and announced that after breakfast he would announce his decision.
ââYou seem upset my love, is everything all right?ââ Duke Leto asked gently, she hadnât touched the food on her golden plate, she looked around, no one but her family. ââIâm in love with someone.ââ She unraveled, feeling the years of burden leaving her delicate shoulders. Leto and Paul were smiling but her motherâs face didnât move a muscle. ââWho is the lucky gentleman?ââ Leto asked, ââPyramus, from house-ââ
Jessica cut her short, ââThat house?! Have you lost your mind?ââ Jessica knew that Reverend Mother had something else planned for Y/N. Bene Gesserit has been working for this union for years. ââLetâs not lose our temper.ââ Leto warned Jessica with a calm tone. ââThey are a small house, it is true. If he is good enough for my daughter he is good enough for us.ââ He finished. ââExcuse me.ââ Everyone thought Jessica was leaving in anger but she was about to send a message to Reverend Mother an change the whole course of Y/Nâs future.
Harkonnens were having breakfast together, Feyd-Rautha was so fed up with his obese uncleâs eating that he lost his appetite. Rabban was in his normal self, quiet and tense. ââI wonder who will be the princessâs husband.ââ Rabban said curiously, was he hoping? Feyd-Rautha was seated away from them, watching them like a hawk. He knew well that Shaddam would never take that risk, to send his one and only daughter to the hellhole called Giedi Prime? Not in a million years. ââOne way or another he has to satisfy us.ââ Their uncle spoke with full mouth, Feyd had to look away, he could feel his bile coming up to his throat. He drank his wine to suppress. ââWhat do you think uncle?ââ Rabban asked, he kept trying to impress their uncle and failed miserably. Baronâs fat fingers were shiny with the baconâs juice he was eating, ââI believe we wonât leave until we get something.ââ
Their Mentat Piter de Vrives knocked on the door and walked in, ââMy Baron, Emperor is expecting you and your nephews to the throne room.ââ
Baron laughed, ââWe shall be there.ââ
The throne room was packed with lords and ladies that remained, including Reverend Mother Helen. Y/N didnât remember seeing her last nightâs ball. Strange. Y/N Atreides and her family arrived early, Padishah Emperor Shaddam spoke with her father Duke Leto in private. Behind the golden throne there was a door which opened to a small room where Shaddamâs office took place. When Duke Leto came back his face held grim, he refused to look at anyone but the Emperor, was that resentment? Emperor was seated on his golden throne which had colorful ornaments, on his right much smaller and silver throne was placed and Irulan was sitting on it. Looking like a statue, she was a strong woman. Reverend Mother was at Shaddamâs left, whispering into his ear. She was covered in black, just like Harkonnens.
Y/N noticed how old Shaddam got, every child at one point in their lives come to the realization of their parentsâ old age. Emperor was a second father to her, a sudden whip to her heart she focused her eyes on the floor to prevent herself from crying. In order to keep her racing mind busy she looked around to see the remained houses. Pyramus was right there, she waved at her and Y/N waved back. He had a colorful suit, just like his personality. Pyramus and other low class houses were on the left side of the room, other old and powerful houses were on the right. Everyone watched the way Harkonnens entered, they were the last one to arrive. Baron Vladimir was a man of show off, he loved to show his power given any chance. Baron was at the front, Rabban and Feyd following behind, when Y/N saw Feyd-Rautha, her mind immediately went to last nightâs events.
ââDoes he know me and Pyramus?ââ to be the first one to reveal the secret she had to tell it to her family this morning but she wasnât sure anymore. All day Pyramus was after her asking how they reacted, she felt overwhelmed.
She wanted to be brave so Y/N watched them stand close to Atreides, Feyd-Rautha wasnât shy of eye contact, as usual he was wearing his black suit, with his boots he looked much taller. Y/N watched him eye her up and down, she was wearing a dark blue dress, her arms and neck covered in dark blue laces, her head was tightly rounded like a ball on her head, a thin silver tiara was placed. She kept her posture high, she wasnât going to shrink because of a Harkonnen, even though Feyd looked as if he could disintegrate her with his shiny blue eyes.
Shaddam rose to his feet, his regal robe sweeping the floor, ââThank you for waiting so patiently,ââ everyone were focused, eager to hear his decision. ââI have decided that it was due time to choose a life partner for my one and only daughter. After last night I have consulted my daughter Irulan and the young gentleman that I choose is,ââ Y/N could feel the tension in the room, she slightly observed the room and Shaddamâs subjects were focused on him but one person. Feyd-Rautha, his snake eyes kept finding Y/N. Why did he look like he knew something that Y/N didnât?
ââPaul Atreides, from house Atreides.ââ Applauses could be heard, Y/N got positive energy from them last night so she wasnât wrong. Irulan was her sister and Paul her brother, she knew that they would make each other happy. Paul walked to princes Irulan to kiss her hand. ââThe wedding shall happen tomorrow.ââ The applauses died down, ââIf you have no objections or requests you may be dismissed.ââ Shaddam announced, Y/N couldnât wait to be left alone with Irulan and listen every detail.
ââEmperor!ââ a manâs strong voice echoed in the throne room, ââI have a request.ââ Y/N turned to see Feyd-Rautha leaving his spot and slowly approaching to stand in the middle of the room, ââCome forth young Harkonnen.ââ
Y/N had a bad feeling, this whole thing look staged, she turned to see her familyâs reaction. Duke Leto, again, trying so hard to avoid her, Lady Jessica smiled at her. Y/N was puzzled, ââThis is for the best.ââ She signed to her daughter.
Feyd-Rautha did what Shaddam said, before he knelt in front of the Emperor he gave a last look to her.
ââWhat is it that you request?ââ Shaddamâs calmness irritated Y/N.
ââSince you raised her as one of your own it is best to ask your permission,ââ Feyd paused to get more reaction from his spectators, his head was down but after that pause he tilted his head and look into Shaddamâs eyes. Shaddam had never seen such power in a young boy before. Baron did a great job.
ââI demand Lady Y/N Atreidesâs hand in marriage.ââ
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Your Throne
benji blackwood x strong!fem!readerÂ
Summary: Youâve been married to Benji for the past decade and have been residing in Raventree Hall awaiting your ascension. You and your mother tire of the constant conflict between the Brackens and Blackwoods. These tensions cause unrest between you and Benji and heâs willing to do what he must to make peace in the Riverlands.
Warnings: 18+ swearing, mentions of fighting, political messiness, marital problems - but gets resolved, oral(f), p in v
Authors Note: request from @chainsawsangel, iâm SO sorry i made this super angsty in the beginning also that i didnât make him super amazing and dreamy at first buut this man on his knees? foldedÂ
Word Count: 3.4k
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Daughter-
I have been sent ravens upon ravens of the ever rising tensions between the Blackwoods and the Brackens. Iâm sure the Red Keep could rival Raventree Hall if this keeps up. If the crown must intervene, if I must come to the Riverlands, you will not find it to be a pleasant visit. If you require my help all you have to do is ask.Â
I love you. It would make me happy if the five of you visited â after youâve settled this feud.
-Rhaenyra
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I push the note away from me and lean back in my chair. I donât know how she expects me to settle this hatred thatâs spread over generations. I donât want her to have to come out here and I donât want to put so much pressure on Benji. He hasnât necessarily told his men to stop the fighting but he doesnât outright condone it. I know itâs going to have to start with me sitting down and having a serious discussion with him. Weâve both avoided the topic of the ongoing feud that seems to have no end in sight but we canât do that anymore.
âWhat does it say?â Benji holds the note between his fingers. âI wish she wouldnât always write to you in High Valyrian.â he pouts.Â
âItâs a language you could learn. A trait that befits a King Consort.â I purse my lips at him. âIf this fell into the wrong hands..â I shake my head flaring my nostrils.Â
âThe wrong hands?â he chuckles. âWeâre no longer at war. The realm is in peace.â I push my hands to the table at his words and rise.Â
âYou couldâve fooled me with all of the fighting that goes on with the Brackens.â I throw my hands into the air. âIf we canât even keep this house in line how can we be seen to keep a realm in line? My mother has threatened to come out and deal with it herself if we can not.â my temper keeps rising and along with my voice as I pace across the empty council chambers.Â
âIt is not my fault those Bracken beasts act the way they do.â his voice low as he glares at me.Â
âWhat of the Blackwoods? Theyâre your men, are they not?â I turn to him exasperated. âDo you wish for me to order them around? Order you around? Must I do everything for you Benjicot? I suppose thatâs how itâs always been.â I scoff looking him over before walking to the doors to leave the conversation.
âYou know I fucking hate-â the doors slam open effectively cutting him off.Â
âPrincess,â my guard pants. âThereâs been an incident involving Maelor.â my heart races.Â
âWhere is he? Is he okay?â I sprint down the hall with my guard and he leads me to the maesters. Benji is a step behind me as we enter shutting the door. Our eldest son is having his cheek stitched up and while another maester cleans up his scratched knuckles. âWhat happened?â I look around the room waiting for an answer.Â
âFrom what I gathered a fight with a Bracken boy.â I fume, turning my head to Maelor who winces.Â
âHow does the other kid look?â Benji kneels down with a smirk.Â
âBenji-â Iâm cut off by his guard bursting it. Gods, what could it possibly be now?Â
âMy Lord,â he looks around for Benji, who rises from Maelors side. âLord Bracken is at the front gates. He doesnât seem very happy.â the guard looks at me and cowers under my glare.Â
âIâm going to lose my fucking mind.â I mutter. âMaelor, stay here. We will discuss this later.â I then turn to Benji and roll my eyes at him. âLetâs go.â I grab his arm and pull him out of the room.Â
âWhat are you suggesting we do? Since you are so engaged in politics.â Benji drawls as we start towards the main doors of the Keep.Â
âAnd you are?â I hiss. âYou infuriate me.â I huff and push out the doors and make my way across the yard.Â
âLikewise, wife.â he grabs my hand and pulls me back to match his relaxed pace as we approach. âI donât care if youâre angry with me. Donât show it in front of him.â he says through clenched teeth as we approach the gates. I glare at him and look forward and soften my face. The gates start to open and weâre greeted with a red faced Lord Bracken.Â
âPrincess,â he gruffâs out, nodding his head. âOur sons have gotten into a fight leaving them both injured. What is to be done about this? My son is being stitched up by our maesters as we speak.â his voice rises and I can feel Benji's temper explode next to me.Â
âAs is my son. I was hoping we would be able to sit down and discuss what can be done to-â Lord Bracken cuts me off.Â
âWhat can be done?â Benji steps forward and I raise my hand stopping him. âMy son has been scarred. You think a discussion will fix that?â he laughs.Â
âWere you there to witness this fight?â I tilt my head.Â
âNo, my boy-âÂ
âYou stand before me, heir to the throne,â I squint my eyes at him. âAnd accuse my son, my heir,â I scoff, shaking my head. âAccuse the heir of hurting your son. Yet you did not witness the act?â I turn to look at Benji in disbelief and he looks at me as if Iâm mad. âIs this correct, Lord Bracken? Shall I see if the crown can intervene and help us settle this dispute or shall we try and find common ground alone?â I hum studying him.Â
âPrincess, I-â Lord Bracken scrunches his brows and looks at Benji lost. âDo you have nothing to say for your beast of a son?â Benji steps forward again and I halt him once more.Â
âI would choose the discussion with her over the crown. My wife is more willing to listen.â Benji looks blankly at his rival.Â
âI will not enter your hall alone.â he raises his chin defiantly.Â
âI wouldnât expect you to.â I hum and call my guard over. âFetch us three chairs please.â he hurries back and sets out the chairs for us and leaves. I take a seat and they follow.Â
âWhatâs done is done. Blood has been spilled on both sides. For generations. For decades. When will enough be enough? Iâve lived here for years now. Raised my children here. I call the Riverlands my home. What can we do to end this feud once and for all? Name your price.â I search his face as he takes in my words.Â
âI wish for my second son to be knighted and on the Queen's Guard.â he continues to think.Â
âHeâs but eight.â Benji raises an eyebrow.Â
âWhen she rules.â he nods his head at me.Â
âI want my daughter to be your daughter's Lady in Waiting when you move to Kings Landing. Let her marry a nice, rich Lord, be content.â his wants shock me. I never wouldâve thought that we would want for his children. Â
âConsider those things done. We can confirm and settle boundary lines. Set up monthly meetings. Allow communication to actually flow between our two houses. I wish to see these lands content and settled.â I nod at Lord Bracken who looks between the both of us. We continue the meeting and push ideas back and forth. A time is settled for us to have our first meeting and everything finally seems to be falling into place.Â
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I groan in relief as our chamber doors shut behind us. The moon has been high in the sky for some hours now but weâve been too busy arguing in the council chambers with his men over the upcoming meetings with the Brackens. I tug at the strings on my dress and breathe out deeply as the fabric loosens. Benji grips my arm and spins me around.Â
âWhat?â I glare up at him.Â
âYou just gave that Bracken pig whatever he asked for.â he looks down at me with dark eyes.Â
âHe didnât ask for much. Youâre acting as if I gave him my hand.â I roll my eyes at him and try to push him out of my way.Â
âAnd if he asked for your hand?â I canât help the half laugh that tumbles from my lips.Â
âGods, I mightâve said yes. At least he came over here to try and settle something. Actually being a man-âÂ
âChoose your next words carefully.â his eyes darken as his grip tightens.Â
âThis feud needs to end or this marriage does. I am to rule Benjicot.â I rip my arm out of his grip. âFor the past decade youâve allowed this fight to wage and now itâs weighing me down.â I shake my head at a loss.Â
âThis marriage is weighing you down?â he looks at me wounded, nodding his head.Â
âNo, this continuous battle with the Brackens. Iâm tired of it. Iâm done raising my kids in this environment. Our son is permanently scarred. Our daughter is scared to go out past the gates to pick flowers.â my emotions rise and I feel tears of anger prick at my eyes. âFucking flowers, Benji. My sweet girl canât even pick flowers. If this feud doesnât end by the end of the month Iâm taking the kids and moving back to Kings Landing. Alone.â I feel the tears slip down my cheeks and I storm into the bathing chambers slamming the door.Â
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The meetings over the past fortnight have been long and exhausting. Weâve been meeting almost everyday to discuss potential ways to keep the peace between the two houses. Listening to this table of men bark at each other has been driving me fucking mad. Benji has been tense and when heâs not yelling in the council chambers heâs beating his sword into a straw dummy in the training yard.Â
Lord Bracken has been bringing his children along to the meetings and they have been able to get to know our children. They get along so handsomely it makes me sad they werenât able to interact before this. Our daughters even take their guards out past the gates to go flower picking and it makes my heart melt when they show me flowers pouring out of their dress pockets.Â
Iâve sent ravens to my mother and weâve been in contact as much as possible. She thanked me profusely for getting tensions under control and told me to take my time but to please visit when we can. She still offers me her support and to come and show her strength if needed. I assure her itâs under control and things are truly beginning to settle. I send off one last raven to her and tell her weâre hosting our last meeting before our peace officially begins on the morrow. I sigh with a smile and begin to make my way back to our chambers. I push open the doors and stop in my tracks. I shut the door and look at Benji once more.Â
âI donât want you to leave me.â Benji is on his knees in the center of our chambers. âIâll do anything, my Queen.â he keeps his focus on the floor as I come to stand in front of him.Â
âLook at me, Benji.â I hum and his head snaps up to me. I cup his cheek and he leans into me.Â
âPlease donât leave me.â he looks up to me and Iâve never seen him act this way. âWe have our last meeting tomorrow. Everythingâs done. Weâve made peace. Please stay with me.â he grabs my hand and places quick kisses on it.Â
âIâll never leave you.â I brush his hair back with my other hand. He pulls me closer and hugs my legs as I continue to brush back his hair.Â
âI need to have you. Itâs been so long.â he mumbles into my skirts and my body warms at his words. âPlease,â he whines, pushing up my skirt. I gasp as his head disappears beneath my dress and I feel his lips on my thighs.Â
âBenji,â I pant, not having anything to steady myself on. He pulls my small clothes down and taps my ankles when he wants me to step out of them. I cry out when his tongue slides through my center. His hands grip my waist as he practically sits me on his mouth and I moan loudly as he starts to lap against me. âYes, Benji,â I gasp, gripping my skirts. My legs tremble and his hands move down to them to help steady me. I rock against his face and he moans, moving his tongue faster. He swirls around my bud that leaves me gasping above him. I cry as my pleasure slams through me and I almost topple over.Â
âCome, my Queen.â he comes out from beneath my skirts and takes me to the bed. He strips off both of our clothes before he pulls me up the bed and gets me to place my legs on either side of his face. âLet me be your throne.â he looks up at me desperately pulling me down onto his mouth.Â
âFuck yes, Benji,â I whine grinding against his mouth. His tongue pushes into my core and I whimper above him. He wraps his hands around my hips as he starts to slam his tongue into me. âIâm- Benji,â my stomach tightens as his nose rubs against my bud. I grind harshly against his face and he groans into me as I fall apart against him. I go to move and his fingers dig into me.Â
âNot done.â his hair tickles my thighs as he shakes his head. His lips encase my bud and I shutter above him. My fingers dig into his hair and grind his face up into my wetness. He moans into me and I almost come undone at the vibrations. As his tongue moves quicker my pleasure washes through me and I go taught above him. His tongue lashes against me and I shake in his arms before he starts to help me settle onto the bed.Â
âIâm sorry.â he hovers above me and I pull him down into a kiss. I cling against him as he slowly grinds into me. He slides into me and I wrap my arms and legs around him.Â
âIâm sorry I was mean and threatened to leave.â I bury my fingers in his hair. Â
âI shouldâve been better. I will be better.â he murmurs. into my neck. âPlease donât leave me.â his voice cracks.Â
âI canât leave you Benji. I love you too much.â his hips snap into mine at my words. Our lips find each other again and we press closer together. All it takes is a couple hushed words of love and adoration and weâre both coming undone and holding each other.Â
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Visiting Kings LandingÂ
As our carriage pulls in through the Keep gates I smile watching our kids press their faces against the windows. Benji smiles at me from across the small space and I look at him in relief as it finally comes to a stop. My mother and siblings are waiting for us as we start to make our way out. My children run up to my mother and she scoops the two youngest up while my eldest holds onto my brother. We start to shuffle into the Keep and my mother allows us to settle into our chambers before we have supper.Â
Our children run off with their cousins while we start to unpack in my old chambers. I look around the freshly cleaned solar and itâs as if nothing has changed. Benji brings our bags to the couch and begins to help me hang up gowns and put the rest of the clothes away. I poke my head out and ask my guard to have some tea brought up for us. In moments a servant is walking through my doors and preparing us tea. She whisks another in to light the hearth and they turn to us and ask if we should need anything else. When they leave my mother enters and she ushers us over to the chairs.Â
âI wanted to thank you both, profusely, for getting the feud under control. I know that it was generational but it has been time for it to end for some time now. When you rule I want for your son to inherit peace as well. You know as well as I what itâs like to take over and be at war.â she looks at both of us with a soft smile.Â
âI know, mother. Weâve been meaning to deal with it. Iâm sorry.â I fold my hands and look at her.Â
âI know, I know. I just wonât live forever, sweet girl-â
âI hate when you speak like this. Youâre still so young. Youâll rule for much longer.â I scrunch my brows and shake my head.Â
âWe never know what the Gods have planned for us.â she hums looking at us. âI will let you both relax.â she gets up and lets herself out of my chambers. I slump further back into the chair and let my eyes shut. Everything is finally settling down and falling into place. Not that it hasnât throughout the years but ending this feud was the last thing I needed to do to really set us and our children up. I turn my head to the side and peek open an eye to look at Benji.Â
âHow are you, my beautiful wife?â he hums brushing my hair back.Â
âTired, happy, content, feelings along that line.â I offer him a smile and he leans over and places a soft kiss on my lips.Â
âI love you so much. Iâll continue to do better for you. Iâll be the King Consort you need me to be.â he hums.Â
âYouâve been amazing over the past moon. Youâve done so well in meetings. Your ideas and council are sound. Youâve really pulled yourself together.â I nod at him.Â
âIt was either that or you were leaving me.â he frowns.Â
âIâm sorry for saying that.â my words hushed.Â
âIâm not. You got me to finally pull my head out of my ass. To be the man you need me to be.â his words are laced with heavy promises and emotions.Â
âI love you and I think-âÂ
âFather, father,â our children burst into the chambers and I thank the Gods we were just talking. Benji stands up and kneels down to their level.Â
âYes, my little cherubs?â he coos scooping them all into a hug.
âWe want you to take us to the gardens. Vaela wants to pick flowers,â Maelor pouts. âBut I want to go to the training yard.â he whines.Â
âAnd what of you?â I hum pulling my middle child, Aelon, into my arms and I kneel next to Benji.Â
âI want to go to the library.â he mumbles and Maelor scoffs.Â
âOf course you do.â he sticks his tongue out at him.Â
âHey hey, we will all get along.â I scrunch my brows. âWe have more than enough to do everything and more.â I hum.Â
âYour mother is right.â Benji hums looking over to me. âWe can each have a turn doing what we would like.â We all rise from the floor and make our way through the Keep. We spend the next couple of hours in the gardens as Vaela picks flowers and hands them to me to make a small bouquet. Our boys run around picking flowers as well and I smile watching Maelor delicately pick flowers and offer them to Vaela before sprinting down the stone path to find more.Â
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a date at the pumpkin patch.
pairings: poly!marauders x reader (820 words)
warnings: should be none, just a fall date with the boys
a/n: I couldn't let the idea of walking through a fall fair with the marauders, so please enjoy a seasonal fall treat. P.S. If you so happen to have any requests or ideas I'd love the chance to write some for you
Fall leaves crinkled underfoot as you walked through the dirt path of the pumpkin patch. A local affair of corn mazes and caramel apples that you'd looked forward to all year. "I want to find the biggest one. I mean almost too big to carry," James said, arms spread wide to emphasize his declaration.
"You do realize you'd have to find a way to bring it home, Prongs." Sirius said, hand lazily intertwined with James's as it swung with his movement.Â
"And all the way up the stairs" you added.Â
"How about a regular pumpkin, one that won't swallow our entire flat?" Remus tried, ever the voice of wisdom, but James just waved away all of your comments.Â
"Found it," James said, gesturing to the massive pumpkin sitting in front of the four of you as you turned. It was a part of the pumpkin growing contest and it most certainly wouldn't fit through the doorway to your home.Â
"If you can pick it up then you can bring it home," Sirius joked. Remus sent him a half serious "no he can't" glare.Â
"Do you think they'd let me?" James asked, looking around for the owner of the gigantic beast of a pumpkin.Â
"Surely not," you mused. The mood of the evening had you walking an autumn high. Everything smelled like it was sprinkled with cinnamon through a fresh wind. It bit at your cheeks and chapped your lips, but you didn't care. You were with your boys in an orange wonderland, everything painted gold by the slowly sinking sun.
You slid into James's side, settling next to your living furnace.Â
"Are you cold, dove?" Remus looked at you scanning you up and down like he was looking for the cold sticking onto you somewhere.Â
James squeezed you into him. "We can go home if you want," he said, pumpkin forgotten and concern wrinkling his brow.Â
"No no, the haunted corn maze starts at sundown. Sirius has been looking forward to it all day."Â
"Don't worry about it doll," Sirius said ready to pack up the car in a moments notice. Your boyfriends with all their love could be a bit overconcerned.Â
"I'm okay promise. Especially next to James," you said feeling warmer by the second.Â
"Okay well if you do want to go just say the word," Remus said.Â
"We won't let her freeze Moony," Sirius said patting a hand to Remus's chest. "I'll show you."
Part of you thought he might come kiss you. He always joked at the heat coming from your cheeks when he did. It stroked his ego too much but you couldn't help it. Instead he guided you all to a small booth. Paper cups full of amber cider sat in lines pouring tiny plooms of steam into the air. Sirius bought three ciders and one hot chocolate for Remus.Â
"And here I thought you were going to kiss me," you said as he passed you the cup. He halted it in front of you not giving it up.Â
"And who said this was free hmm." He cocked his head to one side, smug as you smiled.Â
"Not a fair trade," you said even as you leant in for his waiting kiss.Â
He pressed cold knuckles to your cheek. "She's fine." You took the cider feeling the hot cup make quick work on your numbing fingers.Â
James downed his cider far too quickly and denied any accusations of burning his mouth. As you made your way towards the haunted maze he confided to you that he did indeed burn himself. If only there were someone that could kiss it better he whispered into your ear.Â
The sun set and James and Sirius went into the haunted maze.Â
You and Remus sat together on a bench nestled against the fiery gold treeline. "You would tell us if you wanted to go home right?" Remus asked, rolling his hot chocolate cup in his hands.Â
"Of course Rem," you said. It was true. "But why would I want to go home? This feels like a dream." You rested your head on his shoulder, feeling like you were exactly where you needed to be.Â
"A good dream." He nodded, you felt it ruffle your hair.
Sirius and James would soon come and join you insisting it was too cold to stay any longer. The two would deny it later, claiming the maze wasn't at all scary enough, but you swore you heard them scream a few times.Â
The four of you went home with three small pumpkins and one James-approved larger pumpkin. The rest of the night was spent with warm blankets and old movies you'd all seen a hundred times over. You fell asleep lazily untangling the knots in Sirius's hair.
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